Since we'll find out who wins on Sunday anyway, it's time to evaluate them on a new level: Who has the better cheerleaders? Hint: Not the Steelers, since they don't have any.
The Ravens therefore get a bye and advance to the Super Bowl of Cheerleaders. If only it could be that easy for them in the real game.
Since we need to see who will represent the NFC, here are some pictures of the Cardinals and Eagles cheerleaders.
We'll start with the Eagles:
The Eagles will play the Cardinals, who have shocked many people with their playoff run so far. These cheerleaders may have been one of the keys to their success, without a doubt. Without further ado, here they are:
The Eagles win the NFC Cheerleader Championship by a hair. Specifically, Amy's hair. She's the cover girl for the Eagles 2009 Swimsuit Calendar, and will also be their Pro Bowl representative.
So how does the AFC Cheerleader Championship pan out? Well... as I said earlier, the Steelers actually don't have cheerleaders. All they have is their fans.
That gives the Ravens a virtual bye in the AFC Championship game. But they're not done yet. They have to go up against the Eagles. So let's see what the Ravens have to offer:
So... what's the verdict? It's simple, really...
By my count, the Eagles win this one too, and are the Super Bowl XLIII Cheerleader Champions. Don't believe me? Check out some of the pictures from their Swimsuit Calendar. Game. Set. Match:
Congrats to the Eagles, who definitely have the best cheerleaders out of the remaining playoff teams. Now that we've heard all the other forms of analysis, we'll see how this matches up. Maybe it will even predict the Super Bowl winner. We can only wish that it was always this easy.