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7/28/08
China Attempts To Cover Up Its Pollution And Smog With Clear Sky Posters
China Is Hoping That You're Very, Very Stupid
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With less than two weeks to go before the Olympic Games, Beijing is absolutely swamped by smog. Yeah, I can hardly believe it either. How could the the most polluted city on earth possibly be smoggy?

Visibility was a half mile in some places in the city. During the opening ceremony of the Athletes' Village on Sunday, the housing complex was invisible from the nearby main Olympic Green. Naturally the IOC is thrilled.
"No, it doesn't really look so good," said Gunilla Lindberg, an International Olympic Committee vice president from Sweden who is staying in the Athletes' Village. "The day I arrived, Tuesday, was awful."
But fear not, just because its pretty much beyond likely that every athlete and spectator will be sucking down smog during the Games doesn't mean you can't do it while staring at a fake crystal clear skyline.

What?

Yes, in a move that rivals all the weird stuff China has done in preparation for these Olympics (forced cheering, toilets that pop out of the ground, shooting missiles into the sky to control the weather) authorities have put posters up all over Beijing that show crystal clear skies in some lame attempt I guess to fool people.

See for yourself.





Well, I'm convinced, even though I'd still be hacking up a lung in the process. And I'm sure that if its horribly smoggy during the Olympics, these posters will totally fool everyone. Or not.

Beijing covers up the gray [CNN]
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I really hope these next several weeks do not turn out to be an absolute disaster.
But just think of the blogging potential.
 
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I really hope these next several weeks do not turn out to be an absolute disaster.
 
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TheBigThree wrote:
I really hope these next several weeks do not turn out to be an absolute disaster.
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100%InjuryRate wrote:
But just think of the blogging potential.
I really hope these next several weeks do not turn out to be an absolute disaster.
 
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The pop-up toilet idea is great, but most guys are just going to go behind the sculpture to pee...
 
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CUTiger92 wrote:
The pop-up toilet idea is great, but most guys are just going to go behind the sculpture to pee...
I'd be most worried about getting caught underground after having dropped a bomb.
 
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I did not know that denial flowed through Beijing. Might as well given the games to Chernobyl. 

 
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I thought the smog was so you couldn't tell the athletes were under 16 years of age...
 
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I hope every stadium, arena, and every other venue in beijing has recycle bins
 
 
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