Redskins tight end Chris Cooley continues his reign as the top athlete blogger, mostly because he just scooped up a hot NFL cheerleader and made her his wife, but also because he asks all the tough questions on his Cooley Zone blog.In an interview with his QB Jason Campbell, he asked the question everyone wants to know (ok, not really):
3. Jason, have you ever smelled the back of your left hand (the one that's securely lodged under the center's sweaty butt crack the entire game) after a game? I would imagine that hand would have to go through a thorough decontamination process after every game and practice.Seeing as how 6'4, 300-pound hairy offensive linemen are likely to sweat a fair amount during the course of a grueling NFL game, Campbell's answer is as gross as you'd expect:
For everyone to know if you don’t take a bath your butt crack stinks and I think that's what Rabach does to me. Imagine sweating for 2 hours and you're Casey Rabach and you're really hairy and stinky. Rabach has even farted on my hand which is a feelin that never really wears off. I can actually feel it while we’re doing this interview right now. After each practice and game the first thing I do is wash my hands of all that chaotic stuff running off his sweaty, nasty body.I have a new appreciation for quarterbacks who request more snaps out of the shotgun formation. Well, except for Rex Grossman. He stinks, regardless.
10 questions with Jason Campbell [The Cooley Zone]
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