In my Greatest College Football Quotes post earlier this week, included was this classic from Knute Rockne:Florida Gators running back Chris Rainey qualifies. Rainey may be a lot of things, namely ridiculously fast, but he's not smart.
Rainey is a redshirt freshman, who has yet to see the field, but when it comes to quotes, he's a bloggers dream. Let's see, he's already been accused of accepting illegal gifts in high school, refers to himself in the third person and most notably, made is public that he prefers white girls.
Via The Sporting Blog, the All-American career in quotes continues. You see, Rainey signed up for a sex class, but it's not exactly what he had in mind.
Reporter: What are you taking this semester?
Rainey: I'm taking sex classes.
Reporter: Six classes?
Rainey: Sex classes.
Laughter erupted from the twenty-some reporters crowding around him.
He's not the only one who enjoys taking the sex class at UF.
"It's a lot of people," Rainey said. "It was all the way to the door when I got in. My back was touching the door."
And even with all those students in the room, the subject matter was not at all to Rainey's liking.
"It's boring," Rainey said. "I thought it would be fun, like you see on TV. But it ain't like that."
We eagerly await the debut of Chris Rainey on the field Saturday, we doubt any Hawaii Warriors will catch him, but we can't wait for the first reporter to catch him after the game. Whenever he speaks, I shall listen... dumbfounded.
Florida's Chris Rainey Was Under the Assumption That This Was a Film Class [The Sporting Blog]
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