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5/7/09
Cristal Taylor, Dirk Nowitzki's Possible Girlfriend, Was Arrested For Fraud
Dirk Nowitzki's Girlfriend Is A Felon, And Was Arrested At His House, Thanks To Dirk's Investigation.
The woman to the right is 37-year old Cristal Taylor. Or perhaps Debra Johnson. Or maybe Chrystal Ann Taylor, Crystal Ann Taylor, Shana Mancini, Krista Santiago, Crystal Ann Santiago, Cristal Westerhaus or Crista A. Westerhays.

Those are all the alleged aliases that she has used during her illustrious life of crime. According to reports, she's dating Mavericks star Dirk Nowitzki. And apparently, she's pregnant, too. Awesome.

She was arrested late Wednesday morning on multiple felony charges, including a theft of service charge, where she received several thousands of dollars worth of dental work done, and didn't pay for it.

Nowitzki will discuss the incident sometime today, and he's sure to be questioned about it an awful lot between now and the Mavericks' next game, which is on Saturday afternoon. Word on the street is that Dirk hired a private investigator to investigate her, and that's apparently where all of this came from.

Hopefully for the Mavericks, this doesn't become too much of a distraction for Nowitzki. Not that it would matter, since the Nuggets are going to destroy them anyway, but seriously... what are you thinking, Dirk? Who is this woman, and why is she at your house? Run away, Dirk. That was definitely a smart move to investigate the lady before letting her get too close, but now it's time to cut all ties. Run away, Dirk, and don't ever come back.


Woman arrested at Dirk Nowitzki's home is his girlfriend [Dallas News]
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5/7/09
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Jesus Dirk, are you being arrested for assault?  Cause I think you beat her with the ugly stick

5/7/09
1
Looks like she needs more than dental work done.

5/7/09
1
You would think that making millions. Would give more of a list to pick from. Now I think that Dirk needs glasses. Yikes!

5/7/09
14
Jesus Dirk, are you being arrested for assault?  Cause I think you beat her with the ugly stick

5/7/09
1
 Apparently she's the one wearing the pants in the family since Wade took them from him in the finals.  Grifting skills are a life skill that some gots and she got the ultimate grift, a foreign rich athlete and prego.  I will just say this if she's got a bun u KNOW Dirk was smashing 2-3 times a day when he wasn't on the court she was working her hips like the rotating door at the welfare office.

5/7/09
2
WOOF!

5/7/09
1
 Also remember it's a mug shot I'm sure she looked better dolled up lol

5/7/09
2
 2 words boys ... Beer Goggles.

5/7/09
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djjfrench wrote:
 Also remember it's a mug shot I'm sure she looked better dolled up lol

You can put lipstick on a pig, and it's still a pig.  I don't think she could be dolled up THAT much...as Injury Rate said (and Macaulay Culkin in Home Alone 1), WOOF! 


5/7/09
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Raider_Dave wrote:

You can put lipstick on a pig, and it's still a pig.  I don't think she could be dolled up THAT much...as Injury Rate said (and Macaulay Culkin in Home Alone 1), WOOF! 

Put lipstick on her and if u look at the size of her mouth I'm sure she "earned" her keep *wink wink* She was gobblin gobblin gobblin like a hungry hungry hippo.

5/7/09
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(Edited by Raider_Dave)
 

5/7/09
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She's much more likely than Dirk to play tough during a road playoff game.

5/7/09
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have you seen a lot of german women? 

5/7/09
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She's busted...in more ways than one!

5/7/09
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drn0iswatr wrote:
have you seen a lot of german women? 
Heidi Klum tends to make up for a lot of that...


5/7/09
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Is that the best a millionaire pro athlete can do?

5/7/09
4
In case you didn't know Dirk...


5/7/09
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DigitalSquire wrote:
 2 words boys ... Beer Goggles.
4 Actually: Planet Of The Apes...

5/8/09
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djjfrench wrote:
 Also remember it's a mug shot I'm sure she looked better dolled up lol

mabeline couldnt do her good.lol


 
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