Derrick Rose boos the Bulls as his team advances
to yet another emotionally grueling round of playoff basketball
"I'm going to be pulling for my team, obviously, I'm just saying that if there comes a point when we're down by 25 and the Miami Heat begin to resemble a god damn flying trapeze act, we should just be happy with what we've accomplished and call it a season," said Rose from his patented sitting position.
"There's nothing we can do but go out there and play our hardest until pronounced dead, medically speaking" said Joakim Noah, who has been playing through a foot injury, a terrible haircut, and multiple bruises to his heart and the area around his heart. "We just hope Derrick's knee feels better," he added.
"The truth of it is is that there's always next season," stressed Rose. "And beyond that, if next season just doesn't feel right, there are a bunch of seasons after that."