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10/25/07
Dolphins' Channing Crowder Can't Find London on a Map
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What a fine education Channing Crowder must have received at the University of Florida. He has absolutely no idea where London is located, nor where his brain can be found:
"I couldn't find London on a map if they didn't have the names of the countries. I swear to God. I don't know what nothing is. I know Italy looks like a boot. I learned that. I know London Fletcher. We did a football camp together. So I know him. That's the closest thing I know to London. He's black, so I'm sure he's not from London. I'm sure that's a coincidental name."
It's not like he was asked to decipher Tajikistan and Kyrgyzstan. You know, London, that whole big city on the Island not all that far away. No comment on the latter portion of his statement. That's just unfortunate.

Go Gators!

Channing Crowder must have failed geography (The Phinsider)
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10/25/07
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Seth wrote:

I don't know what's better: that he has a teammate on the practice squad who's actually from London or that he said he didn't know it because he didn't "look the part" (what is "the part" when you don't know where London is or that they even speak English there?)

He expects everyone from England to look like this:


10/25/07
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You know, London, that whole Island not all that far away.

Uh, London isn't an island. It's a city.

Looks like you need to go back to remedial geography with Channing!

10/25/07
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ary201 wrote:
You know, London, that whole Island not all that far away.

Uh, London isn't an island. It's a city.

Looks like you need to go back to remedial geography with Channing!
ha, left out a pretty key word there didn't I. foot in mouth.

10/25/07
0
Funny article-- thank god no one told him to go find Kazakhstan on the map!

10/25/07
4
Apparently, with one career sack,  he also can't find the pocket on a map..

10/25/07
0
It makes sense why the dolphins defense is failing.

10/25/07
1
Any bets on to whether he can locate Florida on a map?

10/25/07
1
Apparently it was also news to Channing that they speak English in ... England. This is all true.

10/25/07
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CriticalFanatic wrote:
Apparently it was also news to Channing that they speak English in ... England. This is all true.
Christ.  At least he has football... wait....

10/25/07
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CriticalFanatic wrote:
Apparently it was also news to Channing that they speak English in ... England. This is all true.

I don't know what's better: that he has a teammate on the practice squad who's actually from London or that he said he didn't know it because he didn't "look the part" (what is "the part" when you don't know where London is or that they even speak English there?)


10/25/07
1
god no wonder we are 0-7

10/25/07
6
Seth wrote:

I don't know what's better: that he has a teammate on the practice squad who's actually from London or that he said he didn't know it because he didn't "look the part" (what is "the part" when you don't know where London is or that they even speak English there?)

He expects everyone from England to look like this:


10/25/07
0
Tragic.

10/25/07
1

OH MY....PLEASE someone tell me that he left college early and did not graduate...OH WAIT, that doesn't matter since he will forever be associated with the University of Florida....my degree just lost credibility points!

 

Next time, someone just put a muzzle on him!


10/25/07
0

Wow that explains why he looks confused while filling in for Zach at MLB.


10/25/07
1

This is considered a failure of the no child left behind act, since some NFL players act like children anyways (Terrell Owens?).


10/25/07
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ThaChad wrote:
god no wonder we are 0-7
Because you guys can't locate the end zone either?

10/25/07
0
soxfan90 wrote:

This is considered a failure of the no child left behind act, since some NFL players act like children anyways (Terrell Owens?).

I disagree since he was in elementary school long before the no child left behind act. However, I do believe that the University of Florida should get their money back from all of his tutors!

10/25/07
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(Edited by soxfan90)
g8rgrad00 wrote:
I disagree since he was in elementary school long before the no child left behind act. However, I do believe that the University of Florida should get their money back from all of his tutors!

I actually know someone who used to tutor Rex Grossman when he was a Gator. I should ask him if he by chance tutored Crowder as well (Crowder and Grossman were there about the same time), it might be a major hit to his ego.


10/25/07
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From Chuckie Hacks :

UPDATE! Thanks to Train for his extensive research. It appears that Channing Crowder may have been messing with the media. According to this list, he got a 30 on the NFL Wonderlic test. Crowder also was a National Honor Society student in high school. Either Clem Haskins had someone take his classes/Wonderlic for him, or he's pretty smart. How about that solid 6 by Frank Gore. Keep up the good work Frank!

I can only hope that he was just kidding.


10/25/07
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I doubt he was kidding.  Highly doubt it.... it's more of an IQ test... which does not mean he knows crap about geography... and even if he was kidding... he STILL can't find the pocket on a map... but.. maybe we should get that added to the test.

10/25/07
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(Edited by Jubanator14)
kantwistaye wrote:

From Chuckie Hacks :

UPDATE! Thanks to Train for his extensive research. It appears that Channing Crowder may have been messing with the media. According to this list, he got a 30 on the NFL Wonderlic test. Crowder also was a National Honor Society student in high school. Either Clem Haskins had someone take his classes/Wonderlic for him, or he's pretty smart. How about that solid 6 by Frank Gore. Keep up the good work Frank!

I can only hope that he was just kidding.

Yea but to be fair, the geography section on the Wonderlic has the names on the countries.

 
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