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Drag Queens Can Try Out For The Jets Cheerleading Squad
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This Might Just Hurt Attendance At Jets Games
by 100%InjuryRate 100%InjuryRate
5/19/08

The New York Jets aren't exactly a team I would drop a few hundred on to see play in person. They're just a not a real good team. But if they do this next thing that I'm about to tell you, I'll never get within 1000 miles of the Meadowlands, ever.

The Jets are apparently open to drag queens joining their cheerleading squad.

No, that last sentence is regrettably not a typo. A WNYC radio reporter was talking with the Jets cheerleading squad, Denise Garvey, and that's when the door was opened to drag queens.
GARVEY: We don't have any strict requirements - no weight or height requirements - we have all different girls on the team and all different girls looking to try out..."

REPORTER: There's not the kind of human variety you might find in a supermarket checkout line - the largest body is about a size "6" -and there are no male cheerleader wannabe's.

GARVEY: we haven't had any men apply... we are looking for young women.

REPORTER: If there was a mind blowing drag queen?"

GARVEY: I guess everyone deserves a fair chance - so that would be my attitude.

All kidding aside, I actually think it's impressive that the Jets cheerleading squad would actually consider allowing drag queens on the team. I just shudder at the thought of what a bunch of drunk Jets fans would do once they find out that the cheerleader they've been ogling at for half the season has an extra package they didn't know about.

That, my friends, is a recipe for disaster. But at least it'll momentarily direct the fans' rage off the players on the field. Chad Pennington approves.


[HT: Fanhouse]
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Maybe Dennis Rodman can find good work after all.
 
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Rolando approves of this post.

 
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It's a 50/50 shot with 'girls' from New Jersey anyway.
 
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I think they are just trying to be PC.  But ewwwwwww the thought makes Ronaldo blush
 
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Letterman will have a field day with this
 
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Thats a picture of 100& InjuryRate in drag . lol .
 
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AMAZINGGRACE wrote:
Thats a picture of 100& InjuryRate in drag . lol .
No, that's his blogging outfit.

I can't believe AG is bringing zingers.
 
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RenegadeLG wrote:
No, that's his blogging outfit.

I can't believe AG is bringing zingers.
 I got bored for a second and now I may  have to go  to God to repent of my sin  of offending someone !
 
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What surprised me most about this article is not that drag queens could hypothetically try out (which is awesome, btw), but that the Jets actually have a cheerleading squad. As of two years ago, they didn't have one.
 
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AMAZINGGRACE wrote:
 I got bored for a second and now I may  have to go  to God to repent of my sin  of offending someone !
I think God might have a since of humor, if you offended 100%InjuryRate he would have replied already.

As for the article its self, I think the fans might notice if the cheerleader they have been ogling over was a male, cheerleader outfits are usually pretty revealing.
 
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I hate the J-E-T-S