ESPN Sportscaster Microphone From Toys R Us

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11/14/08

ESPN Sportscaster Microphone From Toys R Us

You, Too Can Sound Like An Idiot With The ESPN Sportscaster Microphone

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Have you ever dreamed of being a sportscaster for ESPN? Now you can make that dream seem like a reality, with the Zizzle ESPN Sportscaster Microphone, available at Toys 'R Us.

With this microphone, you can:

The product description from Toys 'R Us:
"The ESPN Sportscaster Microphone lets you make the calls, and announce the game! Three modes for sounds of the game: Football, Baseball & Basketball! Announcer tips, tricks, and built-in calls from SportsCenter anchor Steve Levy!"

OMG! Steve Levy? Really?!?!? For only $19.99, this is clearly a bargain. I'm getting one for myself, and maybe I'll start video blogging on here. With the ESPN microphone, I'll be unstoppable!

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11/14/08

Jubanator14

1	Maybe if Berman was the one giving tips and tricks... "Eerrrrr Mike "All I ate was" Golic bread"

11/14/08

Chief_aka_James

1	*"With his microphone, you can:"* Why does it have to be his microphone, I want it to be mine!

11/14/08

Chief_aka_James

1	and the link for the Samoan African / Mormon one is also to the Eminem vid..

11/14/08

Chief_aka_James

1	Honorable mention: "I'm not a big gay guy" (triple post goodness)

11/14/08

JacksColdSweat

3	"With the ESPN microphone, I'll be unstoppable!" If you were stoppable now, don't you think someone would of tried?

11/14/08

thegrammarphile

1	I would've LOVED this as a little kid. But then again, from a very early age, I'd always wanted to be in broadcasting. (Until I actually WAS in broadcasting, of course...spent three years in that industry and couldn't wait to get out of it!)

11/14/08

ttt128

It would have been Berman's built in calls, but the American Literacy Council put a stop to that. Feeling it wasn't good for children to hear all that stuttering, stammering, obvious and lame nicknames more than they are already subjected to them.
By the way I think we are all pretty clear that the New York Giants are a football team, since the baseball team that shared that named left that city over 40 years ago. Calling them "The New York FOOTBALL Giants" appears to be nothing more than an attempt to let even more hot air out of your big balding melon.

11/14/08

Boski93

0	Excuse me, but I do not need I Mic to sound like an idiot thank you very much. I do that quiet well on my own. Also I have to ask, does the mic automatically make someone sound creepy when either near, or watching Erin Andrews?