The ESPY Awards Are On Tonight. Just Pretend That You Don't Already Know What's Going To Happen.
But regardless, I promised a live thread, so a live thread you shall have.
Here's what will happen, just to recap:
Erin Andrews will look very, VERY good.
Samuel L. Jackson will look... well... old.
He won't really be that funny, and he'll screw up with the teleprompter, and he'll probably call everyone a motherf***er at least once.
At any rate, I'll be watching anyway, because it's one of those things that you just have to watch.
If you're watching, chat it up here. And as always, enjoy the show!