Eddy Curry Accused Of Soliciting Gay Sex From His Former Driver David Kuchinsky
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Here's Something You Don't Hear Every Day: Eddy Curry Accused Of Trying To Solicit Gay Sex From His Driver

1/13/09 in NBA   |   100%InjuryRate   |   1283 respect

Occasionally as a blogger you come across stories that are just so ridiculous that they make the fact that you live in your mother's basement totally worthwhile. This is one of those stories.

It seems that fat, lazy Knicks center Eddy Curry, who's played a total of 2 minutes, 38 seconds this season because of "knee injuries" (translation: he's on Mike D'Antoni's s*** list), is being accused of sexual harassment......but not by a woman. 

Yes, it seems that Curry's former driver for three years, David Kuchinsky, is accusing the big man of trying to solicit gay sex from him. Yikes. So, let's of course go straight into the disturbing details

The stunning court papers claim Curry, a married father of three, repeatedly approached chauffeur David Kuchinsky "in the nude," allegedly telling him, "Look at me, Dave, look" and "Come and touch it, Dave."

By the way, "Come and touch it, Dave" is the early sports quote of the year as far as I'm concerned. Now, as bad as that is, it only gets worse. Much worse. Kuchinsky also claims that Curry had a tendency to, uh, flog the dolphin into towels and force Kuchinsky to get rid of rid of the dirty laundry. Man, I sure as hell hope that isn't true.

Kuchinsky, who is straight and Jewish, also alleges racial discrimination, saying that Curry called him a variety of less than hilarious things, including "f---ing Jew," "cracker," "white slave," "white devil" and "grandmaster of the KKK." Oh, and supposedly Curry pointed a loaded pistol at Kuchinsky's head a few times.

Naturally, one wonders what Curry's take is on all of this. His response came, of course, through his lawyer.

His lawyer, Kelly Saindon, denied all of Kuchinsky's allegations, calling them "absolutely untrue," and saying he began making a series of claims for unpaid wages several months ago, upping the ante each time.

Now would also be an excellent time to mention that Kuchinsky is an ex-felon who also got three years of probation in a 2004 resisting-arrest case in New Jersey. And, withouth fail, this all has to do with money. Kuchinsky claims that Curry owes him $68,000 in unpaid wages, as well as $25,000 in expenses for which Curry never repaid him.

So, it's not crazy to think that this story is completely false, and just an attempt by some bitter ex-con to rake in some cash. But then again, I also remember that Isiah Thomas was accused of sexual harassment in 2006 by Knicks VP of marketing, Anucha Brown Sanders, and she won the case, taking $11.6 million from the Knicks. I also remember how during that whole trial, it came out that Stephon Marbury had gotten busy with a Knicks intern in an SUV.

In other words, lord only knows what's possible when it comes to the Knicks.

I don't really know what Curry did, and I highly doubt he did everything that Kuchinsky is saying, especially because Curry's about the laziest guy in the history of the NBA. He doesn't have enough motivation to do half the things Kuchinsky says he did. But I also know that there's usually always a little bit of truth in stories like these. Either way, should make for some interesting road games in the future for Eddy.

Knicks sex scandal shock [NY Post]
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1/15/09   |   tnuts900

Go and touch him, Peaceful dave ;)

1/14/09   |   Dream_Machine   |   13260 respect

All I said was "cereal", Never Mind!

1/13/09   |   Eric_   |   7716 respect

Jerome James begs to differ on the laziest player claim. That is, if he felt like getting off the couch to get the pizza he ordered.

1/13/09   |   raptrbreth   |   19 respect

President Clinton said that what Curry asked for is not considered sex.  Shouldn't the suit get thrown out.

1/13/09   |   dwyermaker   |   39 respect

100%InjuryRate wrote:
I'm sure they'll try to entice him with an intern in the back of the SUV.

Yeah, if only Isiah were still in charge of the Knicks.  I'm betting Isiah would make an inexplicable substitution of the female intern for Eddy Curry at the last minute.  Curry would then tear a ligament in his knee trying to climb into the back of the Escalade and Isiah would reward his loyalty with a 4 year/$56 million extension when Lebron resigned with the Cavs...

1/13/09   |   keebs8   |   1701 respect

Did someone slip some sugar in NY's water supply?

1/13/09   |   kantwistaye   |   4214 respect

I miss the old Isiah Thomas Knicks. 

1/13/09   |   streetballer123   |   3566 respect

What a dick.

1/13/09   |   MWolverines1   |   6 respect

well he is a center he like being around a rim

1/13/09   |   derms33   |   17645 respect

Just sounds like typical racism...but why would you call anyone Granmaster of the KKK?  I think its Grand Wizard anyways...so I doubt the guy is lying

1/13/09   |   Keeter   |   92 respect

wrote:


Someone say Party ??? PARTY PARTY PARTY!!! Clap your hands everybody, and everybody clap your hands. We're Lambda Lambda Lambda and Omega Mu.

Easily, one of the 10 funniest FanIQ replies I've seen......................nicely done !!!

(OK, maybe Top 25, but still funny !!!    Any time you can work 'Lamar' into the mix, you've done your homework !)

1/13/09   |   jswol54   |   20819 respect

mikecubbie69 wrote:
I would say that I wouldnt be suprised if this were true. But the fact that his driver is an ex-felon might make it harder to get people to believe. But at least its the Knicks that are stuck with this over bloated, overrated, overpaid clown, not the Bulls. The Bulls already have their version in Larry Hughes, though as far as I know Hughes never had the chance to say to anyone, "Come and touch it Dave", since hes not known for letting anybody else touch anything he holds in his hands, like a basketball!

I'm thrilled that John Paxson is actively seeking to trade Hughes.  However, I think we have a better chance of making the playoffs than someone doing us the favor of taking that bum off our team.

1/13/09   |   jswol54   |   20819 respect

Although I don't like Eddy Curry whatsoever, this story wreaks of bulls**t!

1/13/09   |   fremontguy26   |   24 respect

this whole story is jus fishy, why stick around after he put a gun to your head a couple of times. sounds like this guy jus wants some money, and its bad he he to go to this to try and get it. what ashame

1/13/09   |   mikecubbie69   |   65 respect

I would say that I wouldnt be suprised if this were true. But the fact that his driver is an ex-felon might make it harder to get people to believe. But at least its the Knicks that are stuck with this over bloated, overrated, overpaid clown, not the Bulls. The Bulls already have their version in Larry Hughes, though as far as I know Hughes never had the chance to say to anyone, "Come and touch it Dave", since hes not known for letting anybody else touch anything he holds in his hands, like a basketball!

1/13/09   |   Michael_Luchies   |   17 respect

Oh man, I read the title on the front page that read "Sex Suit", and thought someone had stollen my idea....whew....it's just a lawsuit...

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Someone say Party ??? PARTY PARTY PARTY!!! Clap your hands everybody, and everybody clap your hands. We're Lambda Lambda Lambda and Omega Mu.

1/13/09   |   Heyhey1970   |   194 respect

I would bet this is all a lie, but it's amazing how a guy Eddy Curry's size can't get a rebound.  Wow, the Knicks are the comedy gift that keeps on giving.

1/13/09   |   elevenbravo138again   |   1163 respect

"Come and Touch It, Dave": The Eddy Curry story, starring Guy Torry and Danny Hoch coming soon to BET!

1/13/09   |   tnuts900

 Come and Touch it, Dave. Thats hilarious. 

1/13/09   |   WBKsports   |   366 respect

This will really hurt Eddie Curry's promising career as a "Hip-Hop" artist because his first single was to be called, "Come and Touch It, Dave".

1/13/09   |   100%InjuryRate   |   1283 respect

dwyermaker wrote:
hmm.... I'm just hoping this isn't going to be part of the Knicks plan for wooing Lebron to NYC...
(Edited by 100%InjuryRate)

I'm sure they'll try to entice him with an intern in the back of the SUV.

1/13/09   |   Dream_Machine   |   13260 respect

WTF... Are You Cereal Man!

1/13/09   |   dwyermaker   |   39 respect

hmm.... I'm just hoping this isn't going to be part of the Knicks plan for wooing Lebron to NYC...