Emmitt Smith can easily be considered one of the best running backs in the history of the NFL. He also could be considered one of the best athlete dancers ever because of his Dancing With The Stars victory. While his ESPN job is often criticized, he really isn't that bad. Well we can now add another title to Emmitt's long list of achivements, World Record Holder. On February 1st, Emmitt joined Procter & Gamble in promotion for "Dawn® Direct Foam" by setting the world record for washing the worlds largest dish. Thats right, Emmitt Smith is the world record holder for washing the worlds largest dish. Emmitt had this to say about setting the new record:
"I'm always up for a good challenge and when Dawn asked me to tackle this dish with just one bottle of Dawn Direct Foam to set a Guinness World Record I couldn't wait to get started, I'm happy that Dawn and I were able to set the record and my wife is happy that at least I'm doing someone's dishes."
The worlds largest plate was covered with potato skins and chili topped with sour cream but the football snack on the plate was not the worlds biggest Super Bowl snack. The plate was cleaned in under three minutes by the football hero. Emmitt's winning combination involved a bottle of Dawn Direct Foam, a sponge and a bucket of water.
"While his ESPN job is often criticized, he really isn't that bad."
He is absolutely horrible!
He is one of my favorite players ever, but I pretty much agree. He is smart and all that, but just isn't cut out for it. He just isn't smooth like you need to be to be on the air. Of course, ESPN sucks, so it should be no shock.
What's next Emmitt? Ziploc gonna come along and ask you to set the World Record for most grapes stuffed in a Ziploc bag without it bursting?
"In other news tonight, Emmitt Smith was tragically killed after a Ziploc bag got stuck on his head during a dangerous world record attempt. Mr. Smith attempted to stuff grapes into the bag using his mouth, and was unable to extricate himself from the bag. A crowd of several hundred people stood and did nothing as he suffocated, thinking that an NFL superstar would smart enough to free himself from a bag, but they were wrong."