Prepare yourself for many dramatic features about Evan Sharpley and how he rescued many small children from burning buildings and built new homes for them as a part of Habitat for Humanity and many more touching stories about the new courageous, dedicated, ambitious, thoughtful, intelligence Notre Dame quarterback.

It's about time NBC and SNL poked fun at themselves for their wretched coverage of Notre Dame football. Return to Glory with a 1-7 start. On the bright side, at least they won't lose a bowl game.

By the way, how did it take Weis this long to decide Sharpley gives his team the best chance to win?