Ahh ... childhood. An innocent time filled with gumdrop dreams and rainbow marmalade ... unless you happen to be the offspring of a famous athlete. Then you've got a rep to uphold. That's why we're all so lucky that baseball trophy wives Karen Varitek, Kristin Mirabelli, Tatum Borowski and Alison Mahay developed a line of "distinctive clothing and gifts for children who love the spotlight," featured here.
Children of athletes endure the public eye and are always looking for the newest ways to show support to their parents as well as look adorable. The new venture offers the support as well as the style.
You know there's really nothing better than pimping your children to fulfill your intense need to be relevant. And who of us wasn't taught at an early age how much better we were than everybody else. Yeah, these kids are gonna be well adjusted.
Several lines are exclusives to the store, and promise to keep heads turning, and people doting. The fashions and trends will keep changing making you and your most important little fan the envy of all!!!
And, you really can never have enough exclamation points in a sentence!!!! See what I mean!!!!
In 18 years, it'll be fun to look back and realize how many drug overdoses and porn careers started because some people had too much money and not enough to do.
Hooray for excess and extravagance!
Source: (Deadspin)
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