10. The splitter on the 60 car is one giant magnet and that is what pulled me up on the track.
9. Blend lines are a myth.
8. There is a Spotter Mafia.
7. I was auditioning for a couple of movie rolls, "Snakes in a Stock Car," and "Talladega Kamikazes."
6. The fans in the turn 1 infield were trying for a new world record of how many topless chicks they could put on one RV roof.
5. Nascar said in the driver's meeting if I go a lap down, EVERYBODY has to go a lap down.
4. All day long my radio kept saying do this, do that, don't do this, don't do that...I was trying to find another station that had a good beat I could wreck to.
3. I was looking in the glove box for a map.
2. Knit one, pearl two...HEY I AM TRYING TO KNIT A SWEATER HERE, DO YOU GUYS MIND??!!!!
1. I have acid reflux...then my car started going the wrong way.
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