FanIQ Caption Contest: Alex Rodriguez Grabs Derek Jeter's Butt
And To Think... Jeter Didn't Even Flinch [FanIQ Caption Contest]
10/19/09 in MLB
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Pat
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4559 respect
Well, folks. You've done this before, you know what to do. Caption this picture of A-Rod celebrating Jorge Posada's HR in the top of the 7th inning of tonight's ALCS game. The winner is the one with the most thumbs up. Enjoy.





11/1/09 | glysgirl
A-Rod thinking to himself while he's running for the ass grab. "I'm grabbing that ass to show him how a REAL MAN can hoist him." Jeter thinking to himself when he realized who it was. "the only other girl to grab my ASS like that was Mariah, you freak."
10/22/09 | weldwater | 244 respect
A-Rod (thinking to himself) Wow Jeters ass is tighter today!
Jeter (thinking to himself) Hope thats A-Rod again!
A-Rod (thinking to himself) Man he got the thong on!
Jeter (thinking to himself) Hope he likes lace!
10/20/09 | KatsMeow | 71 respect
aw...you ruined it....he was just being his usual rude self, and shoving Jeter outta his way.....
10/20/09 | daddybair33 | 17 respect
and what is that white stuff on the corner of a- rods mouth ...hmmmmmmmm.
10/20/09 | daddybair33 | 17 respect
tossed salad anyone ?
10/20/09 | notafluke21
Looks like Jerry is a little Jealous!
10/20/09 | Roddyrod2g
"Yo butt is miiiine".... (Said to Michael Jackson's, "I'm Bad!")
10/20/09 | bamf528 | 12 respect
He needed a place to wipe his hands.
10/20/09 | Hec718 | 720 respect
10/20/09 | jelving
Did you see that great play by Jeter? He anticipated an ass grabing and moved into position like no other shortstop can.
10/20/09 | MrOrangeman | 42 respect
Jeter giving Gay-Rod a dirty look afterwords.............Priceless.
Something's money can't buy, for everything else, there's Mastercard.
10/20/09 | jpm5
I guess this is what it means to be clutch?
10/20/09 | rmcdonald0867
Jeter on deck with A-Rod in the hole...
10/20/09 | kristen3344068
Sorry Jeter... I thought you were a girl!
10/20/09 | divinesounds | 193 respect
sick man, not even a reach around kiss
10/20/09 | TheRoss | 356 respect
SURPRISE! BUTT SEX!
10/20/09 | Captain_Chaos | 287 respect
Sorry Jeter - got your a$$ mistaken for Madonna's.
10/20/09 | islanderbehle | 10 respect
A-Rod just wanted a closer look at Jeter's assets
10/20/09 | Jays_Leafs_Ffan | 48 respect
I don't mind you wearing my shirts or pants.But i draw the line when you steal my lucky thong. :)
10/20/09 | kannaiahbala
might be as well
10/20/09 | jejordan
Jeter was just giving him an ASSist
10/20/09 | HouTxFan | 4190 respect
That'll teach you not to serve one up "high and tight"!
10/20/09 | Drewcifer | 24 respect
Well, it appears that Jeter is not just a shortstop, but might also play catcher for A-Rod now and again.
10/19/09 |
WhoDat12
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2231 respect
The reputation you have as a hard ass is totally unfounded
10/19/09 | samuelpradipsaha
nice
10/19/09 | babyemma_04 | 11 respect
The Best was the video Jeter didn't know it was A-Rod at first. He was just making sure Jeter's ass was real he heard the rumors lol :)
10/19/09 | daddybair33 | 17 respect
i'm gonna show you what a real grand slam is......
10/19/09 | daddybair33 | 17 respect
are those haynes new softer cotton briefs?
10/19/09 | daddybair33 | 17 respect
ride em cowboy
10/19/09 | blondie45044 | 5871 respect
You Know You Like It.
10/19/09 |
Dream_Machine
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11763 respect
Hey Derek, You're Not Wearing It. How Could You?...
10/19/09 | BrianGLeonard | 23 respect
All these "cheeky" comments, my goodness.
10/19/09 |
Dream_Machine
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11763 respect
^^^^^^^^^^ Much More Better Than The Picture.... He Kinda Knew He Was Caught Red Handed... LMAO
10/19/09 | blondie45044 | 5871 respect
Up close and Personal
10/19/09 |
kantwistaye
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3958 respect
Oh goodness.. the still picture doesn't do any justice. Only A-Rod...
10/19/09 |
Jubanator14
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367 respect
10/19/09 | johnsward66 | 216 respect
I don't care what Steinbrenner says, Using superglue to mend a hole in your uniform is just assking for trouble!
10/19/09 | mobyluv1 | 19 respect
It feels much firmer then the last time I held it...Can I see you later??
10/19/09 | Shiloh884 | 38 respect
Dude - I told you not to ever put that in my face again!
10/19/09 |
hskrdave
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9757 respect
i saw this and told christi it would be on the q shortly. thanks for not letting me down.
10/19/09 | guylake | 317 respect
"Someone on this team stole my iPhone and I am going to find them one way or another!"
10/19/09 |
kramer
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10835 respect
Don't mind me, Derek, I'm just checking for a$$ effects.
10/19/09 | KatsMeow | 71 respect
"Gimme, Gimme, Gimme....I want that piece of ass!"
10/19/09 | BrianGLeonard | 23 respect
Hmmm, tastes like chicken...
10/19/09 | mk_donley | 2554 respect
Wow, that's the hardest tush I ever felt!
10/19/09 |
Helen
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2201 respect
"So squeeze-ably soft you just can't resist"
10/19/09 | blondie45044 | 5871 respect
Can I come along for the ride, I can not make it up the steps today.
10/19/09 | ary201 | 213 respect
Oh Derek Jeter! So hot! Want to touch the hiney! Arrroooooooo!
10/19/09 |
Pat
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4559 respect
Don't blame me... that's just the guy whose ass A-Rod decided to grab.
10/19/09 | drn0iswatr | 731 respect
Did you let someone else put a needle in you??? You promised me dammit.
10/19/09 | keppieboy | 158 respect
More Jeter what a surprise.
10/19/09 | 100%InjuryRate | 1283 respect
Uh, there's no way I can possibly comment on this. The picture speaks for itself.
10/19/09 |
The_Real_Stoney
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20765 respect
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