FanIQ Caption Contest: Alex Rodriguez Grabs Derek Jeter's Butt

And To Think... Jeter Didn't Even Flinch [FanIQ Caption Contest]

10/19/09 in MLB   |   Pat   |   5222 respect

Well, folks. You've done this before, you know what to do. Caption this picture of A-Rod celebrating Jorge Posada's HR in the top of the 7th inning of tonight's ALCS game. The winner is the one with the most thumbs up. Enjoy.

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11/1/09   |   glysgirl

A-Rod thinking to himself while he's running for the ass grab.  "I'm grabbing that ass to show him how a REAL MAN can hoist him."  Jeter thinking to himself when he realized who it was. "the only other girl to grab my ASS like that was Mariah, you freak."

10/22/09   |   weldwater   |   244 respect

A-Rod (thinking to himself) Wow Jeters ass is tighter today!
Jeter (thinking to himself) Hope thats A-Rod again!
A-Rod (thinking to himself)  Man he got the thong on!
Jeter (thinking to himself) Hope he likes lace!

10/20/09   |   KatsMeow   |   71 respect

Jubanator14 wrote:

aw...you ruined it....he was just being his usual rude self, and shoving Jeter outta his way.....

10/20/09   |   daddybair33   |   17 respect

and what is that white stuff on the corner of a- rods mouth ...hmmmmmmmm.

10/20/09   |   daddybair33   |   17 respect

tossed salad anyone ?

10/20/09   |   notafluke21


Looks like Jerry is a little Jealous!

10/20/09   |   Roddyrod2g

"Yo butt is miiiine"....  (Said to Michael Jackson's, "I'm Bad!")

10/20/09   |   bamf528   |   12 respect

He needed a place to wipe his hands.

10/20/09   |   Hec718   |   728 respect

10/20/09   |   jelving

Did you see that great play by Jeter?  He anticipated an ass grabing and moved into position like no other shortstop can.

10/20/09   |   MrOrangeman   |   42 respect

Jubanator14 wrote:

Jeter giving Gay-Rod a dirty look afterwords.............Priceless.

Something's money can't buy, for everything else, there's Mastercard.

10/20/09   |   jpm5

I guess this is what it means to be clutch?

10/20/09   |   rmcdonald0867

Jeter on deck with A-Rod in the hole...

10/20/09   |   kristen3344068

Sorry Jeter... I thought you were a girl!

10/20/09   |   divinesounds   |   252 respect

sick man, not even a reach around kiss

10/20/09   |   TheRoss   |   356 respect

SURPRISE! BUTT SEX!

10/20/09   |   Captain_Chaos   |   287 respect

Sorry Jeter - got your a$$ mistaken for Madonna's.

10/20/09   |   islanderbehle   |   10 respect

A-Rod just wanted a closer look at Jeter's assets

10/20/09   |   Jays_Leafs_Ffan   |   48 respect

I don't mind you wearing my shirts or pants.But i draw the line when you steal my lucky thong. :)

10/20/09   |   kannaiahbala

might be as well

10/20/09   |   jejordan

Jeter was just giving him an ASSist

10/20/09   |   HouTxFan   |   5000 respect

That'll teach you not to serve one up "high and tight"!

10/20/09   |   Drewcifer   |   24 respect

Well, it appears that Jeter is not just a shortstop, but might also play catcher for A-Rod now and again.

10/19/09   |   WhoDat12   |   2252 respect

The reputation you have as a hard ass is totally unfounded

10/19/09   |   samuelpradipsaha

nice

10/19/09   |   babyemma_04   |   11 respect

The Best was the video Jeter didn't know it was A-Rod  at first. He was just making sure Jeter's ass was real he heard the rumors lol :)

10/19/09   |   daddybair33   |   17 respect

i'm gonna show you what a real grand slam is......

10/19/09   |   daddybair33   |   17 respect

are those haynes new softer cotton briefs?

10/19/09   |   daddybair33   |   17 respect

ride em cowboy

10/19/09   |   blondie45044   |   5873 respect

You Know You Like It.

10/19/09   |   Dream_Machine   |   13128 respect

Hey Derek, You're Not Wearing It. How Could You?...

10/19/09   |   BrianGLeonard   |   23 respect

All these "cheeky" comments, my goodness.

10/19/09   |   Dream_Machine   |   13128 respect

^^^^^^^^^^ Much More Better Than The Picture.... He Kinda Knew He Was Caught Red Handed... LMAO

10/19/09   |   blondie45044   |   5873 respect

Up close and Personal

10/19/09   |   kantwistaye   |   4209 respect

Oh goodness.. the still picture doesn't do any justice.  Only A-Rod...

10/19/09   |   Jubanator14   |   367 respect

10/19/09   |   johnsward66   |   216 respect

I don't care what Steinbrenner says, Using superglue to mend a hole in your uniform is just assking for trouble!

10/19/09   |   mobyluv1   |   19 respect

It feels much firmer  then the last time I held it...Can I see you later??

10/19/09   |   Shiloh884   |   38 respect

Dude - I told you not to ever put that in my face again!

10/19/09   |   hskrdave   |   10465 respect

 i saw this and told christi it would be on the q shortly.  thanks for not letting me down.

10/19/09   |   guylake   |   321 respect

"Someone on this team stole my iPhone and I am going to find them one way or another!"

10/19/09   |   kramer   |   11004 respect

Don't mind me, Derek, I'm just checking for a$$ effects.

10/19/09   |   KatsMeow   |   71 respect

"Gimme, Gimme, Gimme....I want that piece of ass!"

10/19/09   |   BrianGLeonard   |   23 respect

Hmmm, tastes like chicken...

10/19/09   |   mk_donley   |   2554 respect

Wow, that's the hardest tush I ever felt!

10/19/09   |   Helen   |   2226 respect

"So squeeze-ably soft you just can't resist"

10/19/09   |   blondie45044   |   5873 respect

Can I come along for the ride, I can not make it up the steps today.

10/19/09   |   ary201   |   213 respect

Oh Derek Jeter! So hot! Want to touch the hiney! Arrroooooooo!

10/19/09   |   Pat   |   5222 respect

keppieboy wrote:
 More Jeter what a surprise.

Don't blame me... that's just the guy whose ass A-Rod decided to grab.

10/19/09   |   drn0iswatr   |   731 respect

Did you let someone else put a needle in you??? You promised me dammit.

10/19/09   |   keppieboy   |   158 respect

 More Jeter what a surprise.

10/19/09   |   100%InjuryRate   |   1283 respect

Uh, there's no way I can possibly comment on this. The picture speaks for itself.

10/19/09   |   The_Real_Stoney   |   24827 respect

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