FanIQ Caption Contest: Andy Roddick Probably Lost This Beirut Game Too

Whoa. I'm surrounded by chicks! I need Brooklyn Decker for backup! Honey, where are you?

 Apparently I need to read up on my beer pong, because I've never heard beirut.  and every single one of us wishes we could be at a table surrounded by girls like that.

"ABC....always be closing.  Now if only I could do this on the tennis court?"

Andy: Soooooooo,  If I make this shot. Everyone's tops come off right?

In response to your question... I would imagine the answer is "wherever Andy Roddick is". I've heard that he does alright with the ladies.

Very true. And Brooklyn Decker is definitely a nice consolation prize for him after this past weekend.  And just for the hell of it, here's another shameless post of a Decker pic.

Blonde 1:  "What's wrong?
Blonde 2: "This isn't exactly what I had in mind when you said I'd see Roddick's balls bouncing on the table."

Why the hell do I keep having problems with my balls!

In response to your question... I would imagine the answer is "wherever Andy Roddick is". I've heard that he does alright with the ladies.

 listen I haven't closed a deal in over 6 years so I fully expect to go home with the tool behind me. 

This picture contains Andy Rodick with balls in his hand, alcohol and blondes!!! , if i make my comment Fan-iq will delete my profile!!!  Me and my gutter dwelling mouth will have to pass on this one!! PEACE!!

No Andy, we DON'T want to see your ping pong ball trick!

Alright no pressure. If I sink this shot, I won't be the biggest b**** here!

P.S. - In regards to the title, OUCH!
P.S.S. - Is anyone else wondering just where exactly a Beirut game with this many girls takes place at?