FanIQ Caption Contest: Peyton's A Gangster, Justin Snow Is An American Idol

Peyton Manning Is Gangsta. American Idol, Not So Much. [FanIQ Caption Contest]

2/3/10 in NFL   |   Pat   |   5229 respect

Today, since the Super Bowl is coming up, we get a bonus Caption Contest. Tomorrow we'll have some pictures of Saints players for you, but today we're going with the Colts. On the left is Peyton Manning, most likely threatening to bust out his gat and cap some fool, and on the right is long snapper Justin Snow, with American Idol contestant Kimberly Caldwell. Leave your best captions in the comments section, and give respect to the people who make you laugh. Have at it.

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2/4/10   |   hapkido_warrior   |   272 respect

peyton manning: "so i was showing him my gun when all the sudden...."
justin snow: "i believe they refer to that as a 'cam-era'"

2/3/10   |   WhoDat12   |   2252 respect

#1: If you disrespect me I'm gonna go Marvin Harrison on you!

2/3/10   |   MarkTheShark   |   590 respect

Manning is emphatically gesturing while telling us the EVERY product he endorses is the BEST you can buy.

2/3/10   |   maddhatter6691   |   7918 respect

And I though Manning looked like a fool, This just adds to It, milk mustache Then Playing Oreo's With The Donald Now The Gangsta Look. And Justin Snow Stading There Like He Put His Cup On Upside Down, Just Sayin

2/3/10   |   kramer   |   11004 respect

Peyton: "I got 99 problems and the Saints ain't one!"
Justin: "It's raining men, hallelujah..."

2/3/10   |   WISAC1   |   6710 respect

peyton demonstrates the "thumb flip" technique for separating an oreo cookie.  justin reprimands the guy being pointed to in row 5 for "breaking wind" during his introduction.

2/3/10   |   kobe_lova   |   61212 respect

jtrain11 wrote:
Do you want to smell Jeff Saturday on Sunday? Smelll it!

hey now! lol

2/3/10   |   elevenbravo138again   |   1163 respect

jtrain11 wrote:
Do you want to smell Jeff Saturday on Sunday? Smelll it!

OOR but that is WTMI!

2/3/10   |   redsox1002003   |   881 respect

 1. agent zero aint got nuthin on me and my baretta (remember if it aint baretta, it aint $&^*)

2/3/10   |   jtrain11   |   188 respect

Do you want to smell Jeff Saturday on Sunday? Smelll it!

2/3/10   |   gobigblue1960   |   4803 respect

1..."I told you my brother and Eli would take down the two Donadls. we love Oreo's.!"
2..."Simon...Who Dat.!!!, wait, is that Lady GaGa.?"

2/3/10   |   kantwistaye   |   4210 respect

Let's face it, if one of our teammates tried American Idol, we'd want to shoot them too.

2/3/10   |   HolyRollin   |   204 respect

Yo yo yo, plug the mic up for me.
Ready? Hit that!
They call me Man to the P
The C-O-L-T
Droppin fat beats
Like I rain TD's

Now mind the rhyme
It's a gas
Ain't a real perverted
I just wanna know why
This logo's color's inverted.

2/3/10   |   mojo   |   4370 respect

Peyton-" I'm not Brett Farve, i'll bust a cap in sombodies azz if the saints defense hits me late."

Caldwell - "what is that?
Snow - "Its called a stove and you need to get over there and learn to cook me some vittles woman."

2/3/10   |   TheRoss   |   356 respect

(Edited by TheRoss)

Peyton Manning demonstrates "when The Shocker goes wrong."

2/3/10   |   drn0iswatr   |   731 respect

Brees is straight tripping Boo.

2/3/10   |   Diablorain   |   4425 respect

Peyton says and this is what we are gonna do to the Saints!!!

2/3/10   |   Captain_Chaos   |   287 respect

(Edited by Captain_Chaos)

Peyton "I'll kill a snitch.....not saying I have.....not sayin i haven't......you people don't know S%@$"

Justin Snow: "and now for our rendition of Muscrat Love"

2/3/10   |   Dream_Machine   |   13145 respect

mk_donley wrote:
Hey Peyton, there are no bullets in your fingers, so dont shoot yourself.  And oh BTW Justin, you are Justin Caldwell, not Bruce Springsteen. TYVM.

It's Uh Justin Snow And Kimberly Caldwell....

2/3/10   |   The_Real_Stoney   |   24908 respect

#1) so, bang bang, skeet skeet, just a couple of pimps no hos

#2) Look they do have "Informer" on the karaoke machine

2/3/10   |   mk_donley   |   2554 respect

Hey Peyton, there are no bullets in your fingers, so dont shoot yourself.  And oh BTW Justin, you are Justin Caldwell, not Bruce Springsteen. TYVM.