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10/28/09

FanIQ Caption Contest: Shane Victorino Crazy Eyes

Touch My Spam Again, And I Will Beat You! [FanIQ Caption Contest]

MLB, Philadelphia Phillies, Shane Victorino, FanIQ Caption Contest

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In honor of Bob Greise getting suspended for making a Juan Pablo Montoya "taco" joke, it's time for a title involving Hawaiian Shane Victorino, and his stereotypical love of Spam. Except... it's ok this time, because Victorino himself has proclaimed his undying love for the uber-processed meat-like substance.

At any rate, this is today's picture for the FanIQ Caption Contest. Check it out, and leave your best caption in the comments section. The one with the most thumbs up is your winner, so give it your best shot, and then go around and vote for the ones that you think are clever, smart, or whatever. Let's see what you've got!

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10/28/09

billywa

4	And this is Andre Agassi on meth!

10/28/09

SweetCleanJaybo

1	Daniel son! Show me "swing the bat"

10/28/09

bamf528

3	Meth: Not even once.

10/28/09

keppieboy

0	Pedro get your hand off my ass

10/28/09

redsox1002003

1	bruddah, you messing with the hawaiian mafia now. i'll smash your head in like a pineapple, bra.

10/28/09

mk_donley

0	I'm looking for the cottonpickin' idiot who took my dadburn can of pineapples from my gym bag.......COME BACK HERE YOU DADBURNCOTTONPICKIN' MORON!!!

10/28/09

qtowndogg

0	All right, who's the moron from that New York newspaper who put me in a dress??!!

10/28/09

lavabuster

1	As soon as i get over there I won't be the only one Flyin'!!

10/28/09

billywa

4	And this is Andre Agassi on meth!

10/28/09

ms_hippie_queen

3	victorino disagreed most entusiastically with a called strike three over the spam of the plate.

10/28/09

drn0iswatr

2	What?? Manny's not crazy. THIS IS CRAZY.

10/28/09

rayray3466

0	Heard over PA system ""After batting practice all Philly players report to the trainers office for colonoscopy* compliments of the umpring crew"""*