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6/12/09
FanIQ Caption Contest: Stanley Cup and Kurt Russell
FanIQ Caption Contest: Lord Stanley Will Only Eat At The Finest Restaurants
Since Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Finals is tonight, I thought why not have a Stanley Cup Caption Contest, since the Stanley Cup is the bestest trophy in the history of sports. So here you go. Kurt Russell is inexplicably having lunch with Lord Stanley, who seems to enjoy Bud Light, and fine restaurants.

As always, the comment with the most thumbs up wins. Have at it.

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6/12/09
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(Edited by drn0iswatr)
After finishing Escape from LA...Kurt's career took such a hit that a trophy had to pick up the bill.

6/12/09
1
Bud light and fine restaurants? If it sells Bud Light it isn't "fine".

6/12/09
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(Edited by drn0iswatr)
After finishing Escape from LA...Kurt's career took such a hit that a trophy had to pick up the bill.

6/12/09
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drn0iswatr wrote:
After finishing Escape from LA...Kurt's career took such a hit that a trophy had to pick up the bill.
Believe it's Escape from LA, but whatever.

6/12/09
0
Is that what they call Trophy Envy, and who's buying?

6/12/09
0
100%InjuryRate wrote:
Believe it's Escape from LA, but whatever.
 you are correct.....I started having flashbacks of him as Snake and I got light-headed.

6/12/09
2
Kurt Russel chokes when he gets close to the Stanley Cup, much like the San Jose Sharks

6/12/09
2
Coming second only to his partner Goldie Hawn, Kurt Russell tries to make it with the thing that has had the second most set of men's hands all over it.

6/12/09
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Raider_Dave wrote:
Coming second only to his partner Goldie Hawn, Kurt Russell tries to make it with the thing that has had the second most set of men's hands all over it.
Youre giving Hawn too much credit. 

6/12/09
0
Beats throw-up or dog piss.

6/12/09
3

Well Kurt that's a great story, but let me tell you about the time me, The Lady Bing, and the Prince of Wales Trophy got so ripped drinking Whiskey and Sterno that we nearly overthrew Sweden. Look, I still can't go into an IKEA . . .


6/12/09
0
CalBoomer wrote:
Beats throw-up or dog piss.
Well maybe Captain Ron or Tango & Cash do, but most all of his other movies couldn't hold a candle to throw-up or dog piss.

6/12/09
1
look dude you had the steak so you are going to pay

6/12/09
1
Has anyone told you you would make an excellent trophy wife?

6/12/09
3
Now that's what I call a trophy wife!!

I'm talking about Kurt Russel, not Lord Stanley.

6/12/09
0
Is the trophy his only friend? Even the trophy doesn't want him.

6/12/09
0
Russell took her home and eventually laid the trophy in the closet.

6/12/09
2
"..no, no, please: it's a "miracle" just to be in your presence.!"

6/12/09
1
The Cup may not have the best table manners, but it does have less plastic than Goldie Hawn...

 
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