FanIQ Photo Caption Contest: A-Rod, Manny, Papi

Your Steroid Infused FanIQ Caption Contest: What Are A-Rod, Manny, And Papi Discussing?

5/12/09 in MLB   |   100%InjuryRate   |   1283 respect

It's time for another FanIQ Caption Contest, and I'll be honest, I'm excited about this one. Someone, somewhere, managed to dig up this classic photo of Manny, A-Rod and Papi all talking at the 2008 All-Star Game before, you know, the proverbial s*** hit the fan.

So do your worst here, and let 'em have it. As usual, I expect you all to try and one-up each other.

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6/9/09   |   jjbballer

Raider_Dave wrote:
And directed by Sammy Sosa

With guest star Barry Bonds

5/14/09   |   Dream_Machine   |   13226 respect

Hey A-Rod, So What Was That Signal Again? Yeah, That Will Be A Good One...For Sure...Lol

5/13/09   |   rjoelmc

LEGZ wrote:
LEAVE MANNY ALONE HE WAS GOOD EVEN IF HE USED STERIODS LOL BRING HIM BACK FOR MORE HOME RUN'S WOO HOOO 

You TOTALLY missed the point of this article! To POKE fun at steroid use with a silly caption!!!  He was good, with the HELP of steroids. Ever paid any attention to pictures of players from the 20's, 30's, 40's, 50's, etc???
They managed to play amazing baseball without the use of body altering drugs. It's not all about the power hitters and the home runs. How about just sheer talent and a passion for the game?????  If all you care about is home runs then hang out at batting practice or at a batting cage. WOO HOO

5/13/09   |   rjoelmc

NO WAY MANNY!  Do it in the ass, like I do! Come on Papi, let's take him to the locker room and show him how it's done.....

5/12/09   |   yanksawboy   |   8 respect

 Hey David did you lose some weight yeah how much I gained ten whoaa did you juice yeah how long uhh forever I'm going tell on you help me Manny no I got a better idea what lets take the juice out of him how do you do that I really don't know A-Roid what?

5/12/09   |   Brendanc8504

(Edited by Raider_Dave)

5/12/09   |   CUBBY4LIFE   |   1 respect

DUDE! I took that stuff and NOTHING on my body has gotten any smaller! THANK YOU A-ROD!

5/12/09   |   gobigblue1960   |   4803 respect

"...dude, $25 mil...that's alot of juice...!"

5/12/09   |   CalBoomer   |   43 respect

"Mine are smaller than yours!"

5/12/09   |   primo   |   1 respect

A-Rod: You're going o tell them what?! Whenthey ask you about your failed test?
Manny: It makes my penis this long!
Poppi: I'll show you my technique...just insert your index finger in there...
(Manny grunts)
Poppi: -and wiggle it around  

5/12/09   |   Raider_Dave   |   47 respect

hskrdave wrote:
 The Three Syringes in "I Misremembered that I don't speak English"

And directed by Sammy Sosa

5/12/09   |   Ryan   |   153 respect

A-Rod:  "Dude, you got your stuff from Alyssa Milano too?  I KNEW IT!  She's the bomb!" 

Manny:  "Yeah, she's the truth.  I've gotta find a way to get to LA - I can't live without her!"

Papi:  "Me siento muy bonito"

5/12/09   |   LEGZ   |   7 respect

LEAVE MANNY ALONE HE WAS GOOD EVEN IF HE USED STERIODS LOL BRING HIM BACK FOR MORE HOME RUN'S WOO HOOO 

5/12/09   |   jgfan09

 Manny i heard you couldn't keep it up so you had to use a banned substance! I used steroids y didn't u use that?

5/12/09   |   kramer   |   11004 respect

Ouch, your grip is stronger than mine, A-Rod!  You must be juicin' more than me!

5/12/09   |   hskrdave   |   10549 respect

 The Three Syringes in "I Misremembered that I don't speak English"

5/12/09   |   kramer   |   11004 respect

Haha, yeah dude you may have more career homers than me, but Papi and I got the championships, beyotch!

5/12/09   |   djjfrench   |   67 respect

tpowell25 wrote:
"HAHAHA......yea, they'll never catch us..."

 This is compounded in funny with that picture of the truck cab lol

5/12/09   |   Blackbelt_98   |   2 respect

No really, it used to be this long! Now I can't find it.

5/12/09   |   Superbleeder   |   94 respect

Everytime they stick it up there I hold his hand so tight like this.  I'm such a pu*** when it comes to needles.

5/12/09   |   tpowell25   |   1627 respect

"HAHAHA......yea, they'll never catch us..."

5/12/09   |   keppieboy   |   158 respect

 My ass or yours

5/12/09   |   drn0iswatr   |   731 respect

 the needle was this far up my a**

5/12/09   |   100%InjuryRate   |   1283 respect

We salute you A-Rod, the King of Juicers.

5/12/09   |   djjfrench   |   67 respect

 See i had to grab the toilet like this and let Papi just slam that needle in my ass.  HA!  That looks like the time Roger gave me my first injection!  [Papi giggling the whole time]


TEAM ROID POWERS ACTIVATE!!!

5/12/09   |   Raider_Dave   |   47 respect

So Uri stuck the needle right here, and I nearly pissed myself!