When a fractured testicle and A-Rod's marriage are the biggest stories of the week, you know it's time to begin the countdown to football. Here's what happened, or rather, what didn't happen this week in sports...- Fractured.Testicle.
- Star-Mangled Banner
- When censoring goes wrong Vol. 3,247.
- Don't hassle this Hoff.
- Cynthia and A-Rod, something, something, don't care.
- Two world records were shattered while I wrote this.
- Tom Crean impresses Bobby Bowden.
- Now we've got kids asking Kobe 'how Shaq's ass tastes.'
- Marshawn Lynch probably shouldn't get his license back... ever.
- Baron Davis will Boom Dizzle back in LA.
- Rachel, one of the many reasons to love this country.
You didn't need me to tell you this, but there's not a whole lot going on this weekend. Tomorrow, Jon will be covering the Hot Dog Eating Contest (seriously) and we'll be posting sporadically throughout the weekend. We're actually going to try to separate ourselves from these computers. We're told that's healthy.
Enjoy your 4th. Happy Birthday, America and thanks for giving us a day off to celebrate such an occasion.
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