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5/29/08
Female Jockey Attacks Soldier With Pint Glass
Girl Jockeys Gone Wild
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In a case currently going through the Scottish legal system, jockey Jenny Riding admitted to attacking soldier Stewart McEwan with a glass after he swore at her and called her a smackhead.

Clearly it was just a misunderstanding - she just thought he said "smack me in the head repeatedly with a pint glass" and was merely complying with his request.

Not surprisingly, the incident was caused by both parties having had a few too many drinks. Of course, for a jockey with a Napoleon complex, a few too many = any.

If you have noticed by this point what this jockey's name is, you are not the only one. Her attorney made sure everyone was aware, saying "She is a jockey - which is not a joke given her surname." Okay then, so she's not using the old "pretend I'm a jockey so I can glass people whenever I want" defense. Thanks for clearing that up, Mr. Lawyer Guy.

So there's your lesson for the day: Never call a female jockey a smackhead, or else she might just attack you with a glass. Anybody who watches The Simpsons knows those jockeys are not to be messed with.

Jockey severely injured soldier (BBC News Scotland)
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5/29/08
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A few thoughts:

1) Scotland has an army????

2) The soldier (who probably has an inferiority complex of his own) was also smashed, not to mention there's plenty of animosity on both sides, so he probably got what he deserved.

3) She's probably got some hooligan background, and as we know UK hooligans > UK army.  Heck, we need to send the English team over to Baghdad, the hooligans would probably have the place cleaned up by halftime.


6/15/08
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And the wierd thing is she's not bad looking at all... of course her mouth is closed.  I'm wondering how mangled her grill is.

 
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