Florida State Football: Seminoles' QB Jameis Winston Issued Citation for Shoplifting

Apparently the NCAA's New Food Policy Isn't Enough for Jameis Winston

4/30/14 in NCAAF   |   Pat   |   5232 respect

Apr 12, 2014; Tallahassee, FL, USA; Florida State Seminoles quarterback Jameis Winston (5) looks to throw the ball during the spring game at Doak Campbell Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Melina Vastola-USA TODAY SportsHeisman Trophy winner Jameis Winston has been issued a citation for shoplifting crab legs at a Publix grocery store.

The NCAA recently started allowing unlimited meals for student-athletes, but apparently Winston still needed a bit more.

Winston helped the Florida State Seminoles win the final BCS National Championship in football, and now he's also playing for the baseball team as a closer and outfielder.

The internet is already abuzz with this news, and there's no doubt that there will be about a million "Crab King" memes on Facebook and Twitter.

This is a bit embarrassing for Winston, whose NFL Draft stock might be affected by this. Still, it's only a citation and not an arrest, so it probably won't be that big of a deal in the long run.

I mean... he beat rape accusations, so it would seem like a little crab leg shoplifting won't be the end of the world for him.
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5/1/14   |   Debi_L   |   11862 respect

And the new Deadliest Catch season started last night.  Shoulda started the story with a picture of the crab being harvested......

Okay, maybe not.  I'm a lil punchy I'm so frickin exhausted...

4/30/14   |   Jess   |   34869 respect

kobe_lova wrote:
Oh, that last one, Jess. LOL

Right? That was my favorite, so I wanted to save it for last...then when I realized how it looked, I had to change around the middle two. I wish I was that good with photoshop.

4/30/14   |   Jess   |   34869 respect

I just collected the photos from various different tweets and put them in here...looking at the order I posted them is making me giggle. It's a story.

4/30/14   |   kobe_lova   |   61953 respect

Oh, that last one, Jess. LOL

4/30/14   |   Jess   |   34869 respect

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4/30/14   |   Tyler_Waddell   |   426 respect

kobe_lova wrote:
WTF?! Don't steal from Publix!... I mean don't steal!... idiots...and seafood? goodness.

Or better yet: don't steal.

4/30/14   |   kobe_lova   |   61953 respect

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WTF?! Don't steal from Publix!... I mean don't steal!... idiots...and seafood? goodness.

4/30/14   |   Scott   |   53745 respect

Crab legs and crawfish.

That's quite a big difference from the regular college kid's go to meal... Ramen noodles

4/30/14   |   marcus_nyce   |   27331 respect

Even though it's not a huge deal, I can't help but think he's a "doesn't get it" guy, which is probably not what you're looking for in a QB at the next level.