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4/30/08
Follow-Up Story: Picture Of Ronaldo's Crying Game Partner
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You may remember we had a story the other day about soccer Ronaldo who made the unfortunate mistake of bringing three transvestite hookers back to his hotel before he realized they were, uh, transvestite hookers.

One of them, you may recall, decided he/she (?) wanted more than $500 to keep his/her mouth shut about the who thing. Like $25,000 more. Hilarity ensued and it all ended at the police station.

But of course, we were all wondering what exactly did the hookers look like? Well, we don't know what they all looked like, but we at least have a picture of the hooker that tried to extort Ronaldo. It's not good. I'm hoping he was drunk, like seriously drunk.

For the life of me, I'll never understand why professional athletes do stuff like this. You're wealthy, famous, and could get any one of a whole host of women out there. But instead, you decide "You know what, I'd rather pay for it tonight."

How does this happen? What brain circuit suddenly exploded? It's a mystery as old as time itself.

Also, let's be honest here, you can do better Ronaldo. Good God, you can do better.
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4/30/08
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Jess wrote:
I guess if they pay for it they run less risk of having women come out of the woodwork with "baby daddy" allegations. I dunno though - I'd have to wonder which is worse...that risk or this one
I sure as hell don't think he has to worry about being a "baby daddy" with this.

4/30/08
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There are slight differences in what the hooker asked for. Some reports say $25K, some say $30K. I could care less as long as it's ballpark.

4/30/08
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I guess if they pay for it they run less risk of having women come out of the woodwork with "baby daddy" allegations. I dunno though - I'd have to wonder which is worse...that risk or this one

4/30/08
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Jess wrote:
I guess if they pay for it they run less risk of having women come out of the woodwork with "baby daddy" allegations. I dunno though - I'd have to wonder which is worse...that risk or this one
I sure as hell don't think he has to worry about being a "baby daddy" with this.

4/30/08
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By the looks of this picture, if he was drunk he had to be at the drinking the blue stuff the dip combs into, or drinking varnish phase. I mean if you didn't notice your date looked like Tony Parker with a wig and giant hands then you are either and idiot, or you like tranies, not that there is anything wrong with it.


 
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