ESPN has apparently been doing an ultimate franchise ranking system every year for the last 7 years. I had no idea about this. But anyway, they do. I'm not sure that this is really anything more than just totally subjective BS, but whatever, any excuse to make fun of the Lions works for me.So, what did ESPN base their rankings on?
- Bang For The Buck (BNG): Wins during the past three years (regular season plus postseason) per revenues directly from fans, adjusted for league schedules.
- Fan Relations (FRL): Openness and consideration toward fans by players, coaches and management.
- Ownership (OWN): Honesty and loyalty to core players and local community.
- Affordability (AFF): Price of tickets, parking and concessions.
- Stadium Experience (STX): Quality of arena and game-day promotions as well as friendliness of environment.
- Players (PLA): Effort on the field and likability off it.
- Coaching (CCH): Strength of on-field leadership.
- Title Track (TTR): Championships already won or expected in the lifetime of current fans.
- Any Team In Cleveland (ATC): Automatically deduct 500 points.

I'd start complaining about this list, but I might never stop if I get started. So I'll just let all of you go nuts in the comments.































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