From the Armchair: Dolphins, Week 4

10/1/13 in NFL   |   kobe_lova   |   61224 respect

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I really need to coach..period. Who calls a sweep play on 3rd and a half inch? The god**** quarterback could hike the ball and fall straight down on his f****** face and convert that first down! Who kneels down and lets a minute tick off the clock at the end of the second quarter? What the actual ****? Look...you have a minute left...you go full-on Madden and F'N launch that sh** 4 times in a row. Four wide receiver set all running a go route...FOUR TIMES IN A ROW! At least ****ing try! Worst case scenario...you throw an interception...which obviously Tannehill isn't afraid of doing. Best case scenario... you go in at halftime down by four instead of 11. And, why in the hell did the Dolphins stop running the ball? Miller was carving out huge tracts of land in the first half! A piece of sh** like Lamar Miller was averaging over six yards a carry! Imagine what a real running back could have done! Peterson could have broken the rushing record in one game last night...WALKING! Facepalm.  

And, can we get our money back for Wallace? Can we just take him back to Walmart and trade him in for something else...or get a gift card or something? He had more balls bouncing off of him than Jayden James. (*snort*, I'm sorry, he's crazy) How about a straight up trade; Wallace for Roddy White? Makes sense for both teams. Obviously, Wallace isn't a number one receiver...he could benefit from Julio Jones drawing extra coverage. And Roddy White IS a number one receiver making number one money playing third fiddle to Jones and a 58 year old tight end. (HA!) And while we're at it, can we dangle our first round pick next year out there for a premiere back? Maybe Chicago bites. Maybe Texas bites. Maybe Tampa Bay bites. Tannehill/White/Foster is a whole lot better than Tannehill/Wallace/Miller.  

I'm so much better at this than Jeff Ireland it hurts. Choke on a bag of ****s, Ireland. 

(none other than) Jason_

OH: They were playing the S*ints in case anyone cares, and next up: Ravens @ Sun Life, 1pm EST.
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10/2/13   |   Beaneaters   |   17674 respect

Kind of a shame the Dolphins beat the **** out of the ******* Saints. Great job on the article.

yes

10/1/13   |   kobe_lova   |   61224 respect

RaiderSteeler15 wrote:
That Monday Night Football assessment of the Miami Dolphins was RAW!  But in essence, Drew Brees was the better quarterback even though the Miami Dolphins and the New Orleans Saints run offense are suspect...  Miami is 24th in the running game while New Orleans is 25th in the running game...  Also the Saints' defense haven't allowed 18 points or more so that's a big improvement...  Big-ups to Rob Ryan on the defensive improvement for the New Orleans Saints...

Was Brees not being the better QB ever an option? Win or lose, with the exception of maybe, hmmm, 3 or 4 others, he is the better qb on the field. I mean Tannehill may be really incredibly good, but with that O-line right now, we may never know. :/

10/1/13   |   ohwell_   |   16324 respect

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10/1/13   |   RaiderSteeler15   |   21010 respect

That Monday Night Football assessment of the Miami Dolphins was RAW!  But in essence, Drew Brees was the better quarterback even though the Miami Dolphins and the New Orleans Saints run offense are suspect...  Miami is 24th in the running game while New Orleans is 25th in the running game...  Also the Saints' defense haven't allowed 18 points or more so that's a big improvement...  Big-ups to Rob Ryan on the defensive improvement for the New Orleans Saints...

10/1/13   |   Sharp Square   |   11935 respect


Graphic  surprise

10/1/13   |   Kenne   |   15861 respect

Did Jason write this?

10/1/13   |   Cali_Kat   |   15504 respect

Haha...this made my day! I'm still laughing!

10/1/13   |   ironhead_mike   |   9776 respect

Read of the week!

10/1/13   |   JenX63   |   32444 respect

Yes!