From the Armchair: Dolphins, Week 4
I really need to coach..period. Who calls a sweep play on 3rd and a half inch? The god**** quarterback could hike the ball and fall straight down on his f****** face and convert that first down! Who kneels down and lets a minute tick off the clock at the end of the second quarter? What the actual ****? Look...you have a minute left...you go full-on Madden and F'N launch that sh** 4 times in a row. Four wide receiver set all running a go route...FOUR TIMES IN A ROW! At least ****ing try! Worst case scenario...you throw an interception...which obviously Tannehill isn't afraid of doing. Best case scenario... you go in at halftime down by four instead of 11. And, why in the hell did the Dolphins stop running the ball? Miller was carving out huge tracts of land in the first half! A piece of sh** like Lamar Miller was averaging over six yards a carry! Imagine what a real running back could have done! Peterson could have broken the rushing record in one game last night...WALKING! Facepalm.
And, can we get our money back for Wallace? Can we just take him back to Walmart and trade him in for something else...or get a gift card or something? He had more balls bouncing off of him than Jayden James. (*snort*, I'm sorry, he's crazy) How about a straight up trade; Wallace for Roddy White? Makes sense for both teams. Obviously, Wallace isn't a number one receiver...he could benefit from Julio Jones drawing extra coverage. And Roddy White IS a number one receiver making number one money playing third fiddle to Jones and a 58 year old tight end. (HA!) And while we're at it, can we dangle our first round pick next year out there for a premiere back? Maybe Chicago bites. Maybe Texas bites. Maybe Tampa Bay bites. Tannehill/White/Foster is a whole lot better than Tannehill/Wallace/Miller.
I'm so much better at this than Jeff Ireland it hurts. Choke on a bag of ****s, Ireland.
(none other than) Jason_
OH: They were playing the S*ints in case anyone cares, and next up: Ravens @ Sun Life, 1pm EST.