From the Armchair: Falcons, Week 4
Me: Sooo, the falcons....
Beans: Yes, the Falcons. They are hating on me. And it is totally obvious they care nothing about my sanity.
Me: Ha. They are...I just... I don't even know... ugh...killing me.
Beans: Yes, they are better than this. The first 3 games they don't play in the 4th quarter, The Pats game they only played in the 4th. They are moving the ball well, but they hit a brick wall inside the 20. Plus, Sid is loving this.
Me: Which is upsetting all by itself. F***er
Beans: Yes, he should not be digging this so much. :0)
Me: Idk if I'm mad at them or me, though. It's not like I dont know that the whole damn team is on the IR and then some others had the NERVE to go down too. We're crippled and I let them psych me out in the 4th... damn that wonderful Julio Jones.
Me: But I'm gonna slap the snot out of Ryan if I see him. I love him but he has got to pull his sh** together!
Beans: Yes, Jones is doing a great job, I know he is banged up too. And Matt Ryan goes spastic in the red zone. I think they need two QBs, Ryan to move them down the field and a old vet to come in and finish the drives.
Me: LOL at 2 QBs.
Beans: Heck, they use closers in baseball, why not? :-)
Me: We need this b*stard to play like I know he can.
Me: And really, for most of the game I wasn't thinking about a W, I just wanted to see quality f***ing play, is that too much to ask? Apparently it is, f***ing defense was ABYSMAL! I miss Kroy so damn much.. and Spoooooon. *sigh*
Beans: Wonder if Brett Favre is willing to play about 6 or 8 plays a game?
Me: Lmao, OMG!
Beans: Had to throw that in there, in your honor.
Beans: Surely they can show up at a Jets game. If they lose to them, I am going to ask Sid to hook me up with some of those paper bags the S*ints fans used to wear to their home games. Hey Sid... BAM...
Beans: I want Benny Hinn to show up at the ATL complex and do some hand waving.
Me: I dont even know, the crap jets are scrappy, all our scrap is unavailable, it seems. We shall see I guess but I will not let these fuckers keep playing with my emotions... pretty sure I'm lying, I fall for them every damn week. Seductive jerks.
Beans: The last time I saw this kind of play was the year of the replacement players. And yes you will, we can't help but let the Falcons break our hearts... ****** ******s.
Me: Indeed, I want to be understanding but I also need them to win!!!
Beans: I still believe it all turns around, beginning Monday night. But I also believe in the Great Pumpkin.
Me: Oh sh**, Charlie Brown!
Beans: That sounds like a great title for the next Peanuts movie.
Me: Haha, all about my team this damn season so far? Indeed.
Beans: I want Jackson back. I want Roddy, Baker, Asante, Jones, Weatherspoon back and healthy.
Me: *sigh* yup.
Beans: I also want the winning numbers to the lottery.
Me: And a boat.
Beans: A very big one. With a room that has laser lights and a mirror ball.
Beans: Woohoo! The Falcons will make the playoffs. Right after you, my dog, and I go see the Wizard.
Me: Lmao. Yes!
Beans: Hey, it's my world... everyone else is just in it. <:-P
Me: Well in your world, Falcons win 8 straight, S*ints lose 12, correct?
Beans: Oh yeah. It can happen.
Me: YAY!... That's all I have, the Falcons better not drag me straight to hell with them. Beat everybody, Go Falcons!
Beans: The Falcons put on the big boy britches this week and wear them the rest of the season. Right after they sign Favre, the closer. Go Falcons!
Me: Heh, Sweet! :)
Next up: Jets, Monday Night, 840p EST