From the Armchair: Falcons, Week 5
Me: Oh haii.
Beans: and hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.
Me: So, first of all, because clearly this is the only reason people read these, are you nekkid?
Beans: No, I'm not nekked but I am wearing my drawers backwards in honor of the game last night
Me: LOL, dr**ers.
Beans: I am so ticked about the Falcons situation.
Me: It does suck. I think I’m in the acceptance stage though.
Beans: I'm still in denial and I am fine with that for the time being.
Beans: But, I am the kind of person that keeps swinging all the way down; not sure if that is good or bad
Me: LMAO, uhh it may be good.
Beans: It better be.
Beans: Falcons will win 9 games and slide into the playoffs right when folks are healed up. *** ******.
Beans: ;). I refuse to give up, me---------> (these emotes suck)
Beans: <clicking my ruby red slippers together>
Me: Yes! You’re amazing.
Beans: ;). Ha, a big ole mess.
Me: A lovely mess.
Beans: I've checked the rest of the schedule...The Falcons win 9 more and make the playoffs... hold on, I have to take my meds.
Me: umm yeah, I'll wait...
Me: I'm actually fine about the game. I was overjoyed to get that first TD. That may have been my only goal though. Some f***ing redzone execution finally. As much as I cussed last night, I kinda still love my team. A lot.
Beans: I know, it's like a bad relationship. I do wish they would kiss me, while I am getting ****ed.
Beans: I think I need to have an exorcism performed on the new Falcons gear I purchased this year. I see glimpses of brilliance here and there. I mean, if I don't blink.
Me: yes. The offense started off crappish but I'm used to that, but they looked like my team for a good while in the second.
Beans: It reminds me of the replacement season, only the Falcons and the Giants are the only teams using replacement players.
Me: LMAO, f**king Falcons
Me: Defense...I'm not going to talk about it. Key people are missing from this team and it has a major effect. That’s all I have to say about that.
Beans: Defense blows. They could have shown up for a minute or so towards the end of the game.
Me: 1 min 45 motherf***ing seconds... but I knew it was too much time. I just knew….
Beans: But actually they have been in the mix in 3 of the 4 games.
Me: And true, but apparently defense wins games. :/
Me: or field goal kickers on a roll…
Beans: Defense... what's that?
Beans: Yeah. It’s obvious they hate me. I am really looking forward to the bye this week, I am counting it as a win. ;)
Me: You're OOC.
Beans: I'm a few acronyms. That is one of them for sure..
Me: How is your beard looking?
Beans: Are you calling me Si?
Me: LMAO, Si is a sexy beast, jack!
Beans: Hey...we'd have a good time together.
Beans: Seriously, in two weeks Ryan finds the end zone, Jackson comes back like a machine, Roddy heals, Jones makes catches, and the defense wakes up. Oh, did I mention Christ coming back?
Me: My jesus is already here on C.B.S. Anyway, have I mentioned that I love Julio yet? I do, he makes me shimmy.
Beans: Shimmy? I'd like to see that.
Me: Being that I have no expectations right now, I really don't have much else to say about that game. Oh, Chuckie was in great drunk form last night. That’s always something.
Beans: Yes, I am trying hard not to set myself up for any more of a fall than I have already taken. Damn those guys. I dig them tons and tons, if they can make it to the playoffs, the whole team will get me to shimmying. ;)
Me: If they make the playoffs, I may seriously have an aneurysm. But here's to believing!
Me: Cheers! (we’re @ work, no alcohol was involved in this toast)
Soooooooooooooooooooooooooo….I just got a text that said I hope you don’t blah blah blah about Julio. *runs to google* JFC, man! F***! ****. ****…. I can’t handle this season. Birds are dropping like mother***in flies. I is sad.
And done. Good day.