From the Armchair: Falcons, Week 5

10/8/13 in NFL   |   kobe_lova   |   61818 respect

FanIQ | Sports Rumors, Gossip, Blogs, News & Discussion ForumsBeans: ‎ Ash,  wassup?
Me: ‎ Oh haii.
Beans: ‎ and hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.
Me: ‎ So, first of all, because clearly this is the only reason people read these, are you nekkid?
Beans: ‎ No, I'm not nekked but I am wearing my drawers backwards in honor of the game last night
Me: ‎ LOL, dr**ers.
Beans: ‎ I am so ticked about the Falcons situation.
Me:  ‎ It does suck. I think I’m in the acceptance stage though.
Beans: ‎ I'm still in denial and I am fine with that for the time being‎. indecision
Beans: ‎ But, I am the kind of person that keeps swinging all the way down; ‎ not sure if that is good or bad
Me: ‎ LMAO, ‎ uhh it may be good. indecision
Beans: ‎ It better be.
Me: ‎ LOL
Beans: ‎ Falcons will win 9 games and slide into the playoffs right when folks are healed up. *** ******.
Me: indecision. ‎ smiley
Beans: ‎ ;). I refuse to give up, me---------> devil (these emotes suck)
Beans: ‎ <clicking my ruby red slippers together>
Me: ‎ Yes! You’re amazing.
Beans: ‎ ;). ‎Ha, ‎ a big ole mess.
Me: ‎ A lovely mess.
Beans: ‎ I've checked the rest of the schedule...The Falcons win 9 more and make the playoffs... hold on, I have to take my meds. blush
Me: ‎ umm yeah, I'll wait...
Me:  I'm actually fine about the game. I was overjoyed to get that first TD. That may have been my only goal though. Some f***ing redzone execution finally. As much as I cussed last night, I kinda still love my team.  A lot.
Beans: ‎ I know, it's like a bad relationship. I do wish they would kiss me, while I am getting ****ed.
Me: ‎ LMAO.
Beans: ‎ I think I need to have an exorcism performed on the new Falcons gear I purchased this year. I see glimpses of brilliance here and there. I mean, if I don't blink.
Me: indecision yes. The offense started off crappish but I'm used to that, but they looked like my team for a good while in the second.
Beans: ‎ It reminds me of the replacement season, only the Falcons and the Giants are the only teams using replacement players.
Me: ‎ LMAO, f**king Falcons
Me: ‎ Defense...I'm not going to talk about it. Key people are missing from this team and it has a major effect. That’s all I have to say about that.
Beans: ‎ Defense blows. They could have shown up for a minute or so towards the end of the game.
Me: ‎ 1 min 45 motherf***ing seconds... but I knew it was too much time. I just knew….
Beans: ‎ But actually they have been in the mix in 3 of the 4 games.
Me: ‎  And true, but apparently defense wins games. :/
Me: ‎ or field goal kickers on a roll…
Beans: ‎ Defense... what's that?
Beans: ‎ Yeah. It’s obvious they hate me. I am really looking forward to the bye this week, I am counting it as a win.‎ ;)
Me: indecision You're OOC.
Beans: ‎ I'm a few acronyms. That is one of them for sure..
Me: ‎ How is your beard looking?
Beans: ‎ Are you calling me Si?
Me: ‎ LMAO, Si is a sexy beast, jack!
Beans:laugh ‎ Hey...we'd have a good time together.
Beans: ‎ Seriously, in two weeks Ryan finds the end zone, Jackson comes back like a machine, Roddy heals, Jones makes catches, and the defense wakes up. Oh, did I mention Christ coming back?
 Me: ‎  My jesus is already here on C.B.S. Anyway, have I mentioned that I love Julio yet? I do, he makes me shimmy.
Beans: ‎ Shimmy? I'd like to see that. cheeky
Me: laugh
Me: ‎ Being that I have no expectations right now, I really don't have much else to say about that game. Oh, Chuckie was in great drunk form last night. That’s always something.
Beans: ‎ Yes, I am trying hard not to set myself up for any more of a fall than I have already taken. Damn those guys. ‎ I dig them tons and tons, if they can make it to the playoffs, the whole team will get me to shimmying. ‎ ;)
Me: ‎ If they make the playoffs, I may seriously have an aneurysm. But here's to believing!
Beans: ‎ Cheers.
Me: ‎ Cheers! (we’re  @ work, no alcohol was involved in this toast)
Soooooooooooooooooooooooooo….I just got a text that said I hope you don’t blah blah  blah about Julio. *runs to google* JFC, man! F***! ****. ****…. I can’t handle this season. Birds are dropping like mother***in flies. I is sad.

And done. Good day.
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10/8/13   |   marcus_nyce   |   27216 respect

This diary of a stomach punch game is mesmerizing. Trust me I've been there.

10/8/13   |   Beaneaters   |   17795 respect

kobe_lova wrote:
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10/8/13   |   kobe_lova   |   61818 respect

Beaneaters wrote:
Yeah, the loss of Jones totally sucks. It will be OK, Ashlie. It's like a bump in the road. Sure it ****s up our alignment, but we will get over it and the Falcons will have some good days.


10/8/13   |   Beaneaters   |   17795 respect

Yeah, the loss of Jones totally sucks. It will be OK, Ashlie. It's like a bump in the road. Sure it ****s up our alignment, but we will get over it and the Falcons will have some good days.


10/8/13   |   Beaneaters   |   17795 respect

Hey Ashlie,  wink.

10/8/13   |   Cali_Kat   |   15576 respect

That sucks about Julio! I love the banter of these articles, you guys should always do them with no clothes on though!