From the Armchair: Falcons, Week 6

10/14/13 in NFL   |   kobe_lova   |   61507 respect

We know we didn't play this week. Shut up.
Beans: Hiiiiii.
Ash: Hellooo. So, yay! Best week of the season!
Beans: Yes. The defense was the best I've seen them all season long!
Ash: Absolutely... and nobody had to be carried off to the locker room!
Beans: Yes, unless someone ended up falling out of bed this weekend, we should be okay.
Ash: I was completely prepared for Dirk Koetter (Cutter) to break his ankle or something.
Beans: Reading a little here and there, the media has been brutal.
Ash: F*** the media, they are clearly stupid, blind a**butts. You called this week a W last week, and I must say spot on, sir. Spot. On. Speaking of a**butts, Troy Aikman should be fired after spending the entire game talking out of his yesterday.
Beans: Yep, it was a win. 2-4 so far. **** Troy, IMHO.
Ash: 2-4, we're on a roll now!
Beans: It's time to consider the two TEs on some plays. Roddy needs to STFU and play, and we need some healing happening real soon…. Maybe see if Randy Moss will come out of retirement... wait, did I type that?
Ash: Agreed. Having Harry Douglas will maybe help keep some semblance of a NFL team on offense. I know that was a joke, but if they tried to put Moss, TO, and Ocho on our roster together right now, I can't say that I wouldn't support it. May as well play in full F-U mode. Mentally, that's where I am already, anyway. Also, Cris Carter and Deion aren’t doing sh**.
Beans: Agreed, something needs to be done at WR and LB. Bring on Moss and Urlacher. Time to implement Plan D. I mean what else are those guys doing these days?
Ash: Ha. Plan Dammit all to hell? I like that. They’re sitting around on tv flapping their gums. Be useful, guys.
Beans: Hey, it is 2am Saturday morning, the Falcons are in a bar, it's last call, it is time to lower the standards.
Ash: Haha, word.
Ash: Peyton didn't get me the 275 mil fantasy pts that I’ve become accustomed to, nor have I dropped Julio from my teams... /random. I think I'm gonna keep him too, as some kind of psycho fan tribute, unless I actually end up with a chance to win and need that slot, lol.
Beans: I'm not over the Jones injury. He put the Birds on his back, someone needs to step up. It can happen, I believe. *** ******.
Ash: Hmmm, what is it that we are believing? Did you get to watch any games yesterday?
Beans: Caught some of the Cowboys. Meh. It could be worse, we’re not the Giants. We are believing in the Falcons representing in the playoffs. That, and the Easter Bunny.
Ash: Sir, were you in fact raised by unicorns?
Beans: No, trolls. You know, the naked ones with long, orange stick up hair. *wink* 
Ash: Heh, I’m not so sure.
Beans: Yeah, me either but I'm the kind of guy who is swinging all the way down.
Ash: You've said and I’ve noticed.
Beans: I think they will be OK just as soon as Moses shows up and parts I-285. ;)
Ash: You're a loon. Moses Malone can probably be here in 6 hrs, though.
Beans: Shhh, don't tell anyone. It’ll be our secret. Give him a call. I'll try anything right now.
Ash: All over it! So, of course we have a division game next...cause of course.
Beans: Oh, we are winning that.
Ash: Lmao. Agreed.... \"indecision\".
Beans: Here's how it plays out. We beat TB, Arizona, Carolina, might drop one to Seattle, then beat TB, THE S*INTS, Bills, GBP, Redskins (whatever they’re called by then), maybe drop one to San Fran, then beat Panthers. 10-6 then playoffs. Easy peasy.
Ash: jesus lord!
Beans: OMG!
Ash: HAt! Well then....
Beans: ;) 
Ash: You should tell fortunes. Ooh ooh, are you in a cowboy hat and Nike shorts? Jen thought i forgot, I bet.
Beans: Maybe.
Ash: Oh my {cawl me}.
Beans: I am in Nike shorts.
Ash: I’m a genius.
Beans: Yes you are.
Ash: Hmhmm, alrighty, I guess we'll see about these predictions of yours this weekend. Do they take props on injuries? I may need to see about that :/
Beans: Ashlie. It will happen.
Ash: Mmkay. Quick. Steelers or Ravens?
Beans: Ravens. By 5.
Ash: kk
Beans: Now, I need to go, I have a cowboy hat that is calling my name.

Tampa next week at some time in some place.
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10/15/13   |   kobe_lova   |   61507 respect

*snort*

10/14/13   |   Beaneaters   |   17743 respect

HouTxFan wrote:
Were you wearing boots?!  I think that'd really complete the look! 

Soon, Jan, soon.

cool

10/14/13   |   HouTxFan   |   5103 respect

Beaneaters wrote:
I had to have something on when I took the pic, what kinda freak do you think I am?

:0)

Were you wearing boots?!  I think that'd really complete the look! 

10/14/13   |   Beaneaters   |   17743 respect

JenX63 wrote:
blush i don't see no shirt in your unsemble

I had to have something on when I took the pic, what kinda freak do you think I am?

:0)

10/14/13   |   JenX63   |   32619 respect

Beaneaters wrote:
angel

... I'll be ready for y'all next Monday.

 

blush i don't see no shirt in your unsemble

10/14/13   |   Beaneaters   |   17743 respect

kobe_lova wrote:
Oh, that's what I figured. Beans is outta control. lol

angel

... I'll be ready for y'all next Monday.

 

10/14/13   |   kobe_lova   |   61507 respect

JenX63 wrote:
uh, just in reference to your game plan/wins up there..I can't be all  laugh (i think that's suppose to be a happy face)

Oh, that's what I figured. Beans is outta control. lol

10/14/13   |   JenX63   |   32619 respect

kobe_lova wrote:
Oh, I appreciate you so...

Jen, what is that face?

uh, just in reference to your game plan/wins up there..I can't be all  laugh (i think that's suppose to be a happy face)

10/14/13   |   kobe_lova   |   61507 respect

Beaneaters wrote:
Thanks Ashlie, I'm having a blast with this. 

smiley

Oh, I appreciate you so...

Jen, what is that face?

10/14/13   |   Beaneaters   |   17743 respect

Thanks Ashlie, I'm having a blast with this. 

smiley

10/14/13   |   Cali_Kat   |   15538 respect

yes

10/14/13   |   JenX63   |   32619 respect

heart indecision heart (you gal/guy are awesome)