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11/20/08

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As someone who's been involved in journalism for a fair amount of time, I'm well aware that occasionally some rather dirty sounding headlines will unintentionally slip through. However, I don't know how in God's name this one ever made it onto a legit sports site.

Amazingly, this was the lead article on Tulsa World's sports section for the majority of yesterday evening, in anticipation of this weekend's Tulane-Tulsa football game.

Hell, they still haven't changed the headline in the damn article.

Anyway, let's just hope little Johnson "measures up" so to speak on Saturday.

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11/20/08

Ryan

7	Being blessed/cursed with the last name of Johnson, I know all too well the pitfalls that accompany the name. For example, we basically had to eliminate the family name of Harry (my wife's side of the family) when thinking about possible names for our children. My daughter's godparents suggested we name our child Aiken.

11/20/08

Pat

2	Awww... poor little guy...

11/20/08

hskrdave

3	well is it going to be cold or warm? that may be why there isn't an accurate measurement....

11/20/08

Keeter

4	I gotta say it - THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID !!!!!!!!!!

11/20/08

Keeter

2	"And it's 4th-and-just-a-few-inches to go, and they give the ball to Johnson............."

11/20/08

Seth

7	(Edited by Seth) hskrdave wrote: well is it going to be cold or warm? that may be why there isn't an accurate measurement.... "There was shrinkage!"

11/20/08

Ryan

7	Being blessed/cursed with the last name of Johnson, I know all too well the pitfalls that accompany the name. For example, we basically had to eliminate the family name of Harry (my wife's side of the family) when thinking about possible names for our children. My daughter's godparents suggested we name our child Aiken.

11/20/08

100%InjuryRate

3	Ryan wrote: Being blessed/cursed with the last name of Johnson, I know all too well the pitfalls that accompany the name. For example, we basically had to eliminate the family name of Harry (my wife's side of the family) when thinking about possible names for our children. My daughter's godparents suggested we name our child Aiken. Your godparents rule.

11/20/08

Boski93

2	It is a game of inches. . .

11/20/08

huskerdoug2009

1	Maybe that's why Chad Ocho Cinco changed his name? And here I thought it was his game that didn't measure up to standard

11/20/08

ethanator1088

2	It is so funny that they have not changed it, and people are leaving funny comments below their post. I wonder what their editor is thinking? :-)

11/20/08

Keeter

Ryan wrote:

Being blessed/cursed with the last name of Johnson, I know all too well the pitfalls that accompany the name.

For example, we basically had to eliminate the family name of Harry (my wife's side of the family) when thinking about possible names for our children.

My daughter's godparents suggested we name our child Aiken.

I can only imagine - some other possibilities could include:

- Richard
- Hidden
- Sore
- Tasty
- Frank Lee
- Saggy
- Slim
- Walkie-Talkie

OK, maybe not the most common names, but still.............

11/20/08

gamal_salem46

0	Keeter wrote: I can only imagine - some other possibilities could include: - Richard - Hidden - Sore - Tasty - Frank Lee - Saggy - Slim - Walkie-Talkie OK, maybe not the most common names, but still.............