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Funny Email ~ Installing a Husband

8/17/08 in Locker Room   |   Raven73   |   103 respect

INSTALLING A HUSBAND
 
 Dear Tech Support,
 
 Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the
 flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
 
 In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
 
 Romance 9.5 and
 Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as
 
 NBA 5.0,
 NFL 3.0 and
 Golf Clubs 4.1.
 
 Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
 
 Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
 
 What can I do?
 
 Signed,
 
 Desperate.
 
 
 DEAR DESPERATE,
 
 First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
 
 Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0update.

If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
 
 However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.
 
 Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize
 control of all your system resources.)
 
 In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0-program.

These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
 
 In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.

We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.
 
 
 Good Luck!

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6/5/10   |   llorionll   |   345 respect

A woman i was seeing once said "He's trainable". I don't remember her name though

6/6/09   |   seal_warrior1   |   2230 respect

Really cute Rheda!  Thanks for sharing that, I took notes *giggle*

6/5/09   |   sirstlight1

Love the down grade. lol But it would of been nice if you up graded to the 5.0 version of me that i have in the closet. It i much faster and would let you keep all the other programs an applications you wanted. Of course us men don't seem to give you women the credit you all deserve.  Hope you two have a great week and many more to come.

Your friend
 Steven
 sirstlight

4/14/09   |   sc0ttm0   |   804 respect

Funny stuff, good find Raven.


3/25/09   |   plilianaines

ntimid8 wrote:
Nothing more that I can san say other than,,,,Ohhh so true!!! ROTFLMAO!!!!!

3/19/09   |   mridulachoudhury

Wow that was intelligently funny i want to learn more Thanks

2/1/09   |   caveman362

After being Husband 1.0, and now having ex-wife 1.0, I have gained better insight to being boyfriend 5.0

2/1/09   |   caveman362

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8/26/08   |   SOS

Quilty Do you know my wife. The love here sill always apply. I am Quilty of said offences though

8/23/08   |   TerikaHarifa   |   9 respect

So approriate to my current woes.  thanks, Rheda. 

8/18/08   |   ntimid8

Nothing more that I can san say other than,,,,Ohhh so true!!! ROTFLMAO!!!!!