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2/20/08
Further Proof That Philly Is Insane: They Have A Soccer Firm - But No Soccer Team
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It's common knowledge that Philly fans are nuts. They even take pride in that fact. But this may officially be going too far.

Philly has it's own soccer firm, known as the Sons of Ben. They're exactly like European firms, in that they're violence-prone, swear like it's their job, are frequently drunk, and have poor oral hygiene. But there's one small problem.....they have no team.

I'm not sure what's worse. That we have a group of people trying to recreate European soccer firms here in the states, or that they're doing it for an MLS team that doesn't exist.

Anyway, their best chant right now is: "We've won as many cups as you, Metro, Metro. We've won as many cups as you, and we don't have a team."

Not great, but hey, they're young.

The Sons attended the 2007 MLS Cup and pissed off fans of the teams who were actually playing. And in New York Red Bull fan chatrooms, the Sons are routinely dissed as "scum", "infected douches", "f-g retards", "Philthadelphia" and "the Daughters of Betsy".

So you've got a group of enormous douchebags fans that already have serious rivals, even though they don't have a team yet.

Luckily, Philly may soon get a team. At the MLS draft in January, MLS commissioner Don Garber revealed that either Philadelphia or St Louis would be the 16th MLS team, and that Philadelphia is in the lead.

And I, for one, am for this, even though many of you know I'm not a big fan of soccer - and I avoid the MLS like the plague. So why am I fan of Philly getting a team? Because I am a fan of soccer riots. They make my life as blogger easier.

So hop to it Philly and get yourself a team. I can't wait to start posting about people smashing beers on each others heads while calling you all bloody wankers.
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Thanks for alerting us to this lunacy. I am from Philadelphia. The interest in a soccer team is close to nil, for it is never talked about on Sports Radio stations. The only ones who are interested are (1) the aforementioned goons, (2) investors or wanna-be investors who want to find the next big thing, and (3) our Governor - Ed Rendell. The state wants to put a stadium in Chester, which is outside the city limits.  The town is a pit. In 2007, Harrah's and some other corporations built "Racinos", which are Off-Track Horse Betting parlors with slot machines. The jury is still out if they are pumping money into the community.

 

Having said all this, the idea is insane. Why should the taxpayers put any $ for this if the interest is negligible? Have they noticed that the economy is on the ropes? Do they care that if a stadium is built, no one will show up?

 

Finally, I need to stick up for the Philadelphia fan. I'll give you Eagles fans - they are nuts and crass ( I am not an Igg - le fan). We can be loud and over the top, but after all our many years of futulity, we are the most loyal fans in America. We seem to come back for more, even when the squads let us down.  

 
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I just have to ask.

 

"Will they boo Pele?"

 
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NittanyJon wrote:

Thanks for alerting us to this lunacy. I am from Philadelphia. The interest in a soccer team is close to nil, for it is never talked about on Sports Radio stations. The only ones who are interested are (1) the aforementioned goons, (2) investors or wanna-be investors who want to find the next big thing, and (3) our Governor - Ed Rendell. The state wants to put a stadium in Chester, which is outside the city limits.  The town is a pit. In 2007, Harrah's and some other corporations built "Racinos", which are Off-Track Horse Betting parlors with slot machines. The jury is still out if they are pumping money into the community.

 

Having said all this, the idea is insane. Why should the taxpayers put any $ for this if the interest is negligible? Have they noticed that the economy is on the ropes? Do they care that if a stadium is built, no one will show up?

 

Finally, I need to stick up for the Philadelphia fan. I'll give you Eagles fans - they are nuts and crass ( I am not an Igg - le fan). We can be loud and over the top, but after all our many years of futulity, we are the most loyal fans in America. We seem to come back for more, even when the squads let us down.  

Radio's never talk of it because we don't have a team. How often do they talk hockey in Africa? Or talk football in Russia. Not too often. Rendell wants the stadium in Chester to help rebuild the city, kinda like the Devils are trying to do in Newark, Chester just isn't as bad. In Philly, we really have no room for another stadium. We are already going to demolish one that gets used tons more than a soccer stadium would. If your sucha a "Eagles fan" how come your profile says your NFL team is the Steelers.
 
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NittanyJon wrote:

Thanks for alerting us to this lunacy. I am from Philadelphia. The interest in a soccer team is close to nil, for it is never talked about on Sports Radio stations. The only ones who are interested are (1) the aforementioned goons, (2) investors or wanna-be investors who want to find the next big thing, and (3) our Governor - Ed Rendell. The state wants to put a stadium in Chester, which is outside the city limits.  The town is a pit. In 2007, Harrah's and some other corporations built "Racinos", which are Off-Track Horse Betting parlors with slot machines. The jury is still out if they are pumping money into the community.

 

Having said all this, the idea is insane. Why should the taxpayers put any $ for this if the interest is negligible? Have they noticed that the economy is on the ropes? Do they care that if a stadium is built, no one will show up?

 

Finally, I need to stick up for the Philadelphia fan. I'll give you Eagles fans - they are nuts and crass ( I am not an Igg - le fan). We can be loud and over the top, but after all our many years of futulity, we are the most loyal fans in America. We seem to come back for more, even when the squads let us down.  

You made some nice points.  At Christmas I got to drive through Chester for the first time in years.  It's actually cleaner than it was.  That's got to be a good sign.  A (poorly attended) soccer stadium couldn't hurt the landscape any.

 

As far as soccer in Philly, I don't know.  Better than cricket, right?

 

Good call on the take on Philly fans.  Obnoxious?  Yes.  Crass?  Yes.  Loyal?  Absolutely.  That's the only way to explain my 1986 Phillies Yearbook.  ha ha.

 
 
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