Get your Colin Kaepernick temporary tattoos for hyper-realistic Kaepernicking
Now some industrious Kaepernickers have invented and distributed just what every fan of the 49ers quarterback needs to Kaepernick, and Kaepernick right -- fully accurate, completely detailed, properly sized temporary tattoo replicas of the exact tattoos on Kaepernick's arms.
The Colin Kaepernick temporary tattoos are called Kaepertats -- "temporary tattoos for Kaepernicking". They cost $9.99 for each arm, or $26.99 for both arms plus the additional "Faith" as seen on the quarterback's right bicep. You can order your Kaepertats online.
You think Colin Kaepernick temporary tattoos are a silly idea that no one would spend money on? Guess again. Both the left arm and right arm “arm sleeve” sets are sold out, as is the collection of all three. You can still order the "Do It Yourself Kit" version -- and you'd still have them in time for Super Bowl Sunday.
The "Do It Yourself Kit" version contains all the artwork -- but you need your own printable tattoo paper, which is actually pretty cheap stuff.
If you pay the $9.99 to procure and print your own Kaepertats, you still get the full set of three. This includes the word "Faith" for your right bicep, the praying hands "To God the Glory" image for your lower right bicep, and the left arm version with the “God Will Guide Me” text laid over a prominent cross and the Psalms 27:3 quote.
Because after all, Colin Kaepernick is a good, Christian religious man who remains very humble and would never try to draw attention to himself.