I've often wondered what people do up in Canada during the bitterly cold winter months besides watch hockey. Apparently the answer is they watch plays about hockey erotica. No seriously.Yes, there's a series of vignettes made for the stage in a show called 5 Hole: Tales of Hockey Erotica, which is "A sizzling show that brings Canada's two favourite pastimes - hockey and sex - together at last on one rollicking theatre stage."
I always thought Canada's other passion was Molson Ice. Apparently I stand corrected. Anyway, so what are some of the stories in this bizarre show?
As exhilarating as winning game seven and naughty enough to draw a five-minute major, Five Hole presents a suite of engrossing, tender and hilarious stories about the steamy underbelly of our national sport. A minor leaguer endures a passionate crush on his team’s lone female player. An NHL goalie is tight with his teammate, but dreams of getting MUCH tighter. These and other tales make up this scintillating look at hockey with its clothes off.
If you want a preview of what the show is like, check out this clip of a female goalie having way too much fun describing a play.
By the way, something tells me that this whole show is based off of Sean Avery's career.
Heat up your cold February nights with hockey erotica [Deadspin]
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