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2/8/09
Going Five Hole Show In Calgary
Finally, Hockey And Erotica Are One
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I've often wondered what people do up in Canada during the bitterly cold winter months besides watch hockey. Apparently the answer is they watch plays about hockey erotica. No seriously.

Yes, there's a series of vignettes made for the stage in a show called 5 Hole: Tales of Hockey Erotica, which is "A sizzling show that brings Canada's two favourite pastimes - hockey and sex - together at last on one rollicking theatre stage."

I always thought Canada's other passion was Molson Ice. Apparently I stand corrected. Anyway, so what are some of the stories in this bizarre show?

As exhilarating as winning game seven and naughty enough to draw a five-minute major, Five Hole presents a suite of engrossing, tender and hilarious stories about the steamy underbelly of our national sport. A minor leaguer endures a passionate crush on his team’s lone female player. An NHL goalie is tight with his teammate, but dreams of getting MUCH tighter. These and other tales make up this scintillating look at hockey with its clothes off.

If you want a preview of what the show is like, check out this clip of a female goalie having way too much fun describing a play.

By the way, something tells me that this whole show is based off of Sean Avery's career.

Heat up your cold February nights with hockey erotica [Deadspin]
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2/8/09
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HE shoots, HE SCORES!!!!!

2/8/09
7
HE shoots, HE SCORES!!!!!

2/8/09
2
Are there any sloppy seconds?

2/8/09
1
I don't know what is so surprising about this.

2/8/09
2
I'll have a Molson and an order of Poutine, eh?

2/8/09
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Coming Soon Touchdown "Scores" 21, From Beyond Her Arc, Sliding Into Home Plate Face First

2/8/09
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DJ_Kickflip wrote:
Coming Soon Touchdown "Scores" 21, From Beyond Her Arc, Sliding Into Home Plate Face First
Or "40-Love". Tennis rules.

"Hole-In-One" would be too obvious.

2/8/09
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(Edited by billywa)
 My, that'll put a curve in the blade of your stick!

2/8/09
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Just another creative way to say you're putting the biscuit in the basket.

2/8/09
3
Gives a whole new meaning to a HOOKING penalty!

2/8/09
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That is pretty darn funny.

2/8/09
1
So what happens if you hit the crossbar?????

2/8/09
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vinnieg521 wrote:
So what happens if you hit the crossbar?????
People scream?

2/8/09
0
That's silly if you ask me!

2/8/09
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Come on - we all want to score a hat trick at least one night in our life!

2/8/09
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Something like a 2 on 1 Break?

2/9/09
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I don't know about you guys but I prefer the from behind the net approach myself, but a good slap shot to the high side and a one timer through the five hole are always nice.

 
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