Golf Channel anchor cries after Tiger Woods statement
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Dumbass Golf Channel anchor cries after Tiger Woods statement

2/19/10 in Golf   |   100%InjuryRate   |   1283 respect


If you watched Tiger's statement today, then you know he said pretty much all the right things, but he did it like a hostage with a gun to his head. He clearly wasn't remorseful and he clearly didn't mean much of anything he said.

Which is what makes this clip so hilarious. Golf Channel anchor Charlie Rymer, who I will mock until he's dead in the cold, cold, ground (and even after that), cried after Tiger's statement because he thought it was so genuine - and possibly because Tiger paid him. I'm guessing the latter.

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2/25/10   |   nortonsfury   |   130 respect

hapkido_warrior wrote:
again...i never said it was ok. point out where i said that? Nowhere.
i'm pointing out evidence as to how and why he could and probably is sorry...you are repeatedly arguing about things i never said.

AGAIN, how do you know? you don't so until you just stop repeating yourself please stop bothering to write anything, next time just copy and paste your same message because clearly your not even bothering to read mine.
"for these guys image is everything"? so, i will repeat myself since you are so set on it. "I didn't know you knew him personally and so well you know his every though?"
well guess what...he's not trying to sell you remorse..he wrote that apology as part of his treatment and to get the media to leave him and his family alone to deal with it. so you have no idea and won't ever know, because he will not give a public news conferences when he explains things to his kids and talks things out with his wife.

he is not just paying her to stay bud...she would have gotten all that if she had divorced him anyway. he is also going to rehab, marriage counselling etc. clearly you haven't even bothered to think this through.

AGAIN, your right it should be to his family in private...AND YOU HAVE NO IDEA IF HE HAS OR HASN'T...BECAUSE IT IS PRIVATE! so you don't know whether it's upcoming...based on the fact that he's going to counselling and rehab all that it's a safe bet he has apologized.

So, one time isn't cheating? cheating is always cheating...the key is once they do afterwards, although he didn't come out; which is shameful to say the least, he did do the right thing once he got found out which shows he is, at least to some extent, sorry.

Yeah I know you never said it was ok.  You used it as an excuse.  I never said you said it was OK.  Evidence is based on fact.  Going to counseling and reading a prepared statement is not evidence.  Its your opinion.  Once again it is not fact.  Just like my belief that he is only sorry that he got caught is my opinion which is what this site is all about. 

Once again I don't know him nor do I care too.  I am not reading yours?  I have read everyone.  He's not trying to sell remorse by going on camera and speaking about what he's done?  Yeah ok.  That is exactly what it was for.  What is it about if it isn't image?  It's all about image. Tiger has an image to protect.  Thats what his endorsments are all about.  His image and how the public sees him.  Companies are banking on Tiger's image to sell their product.  Understand this.  I do not care if he apologizes.  I really don't. Please stop bringing up a public apology.  It means nothing to me.  If he never mentions it again it would be just fine by me.

Bud? They had a prenup. Courts dont' turn over prenups.  If she left she only would have gotten 55 million.  Do some research.  For staying she got 5 million up front to do what she wants with.  On top of that he promised her 80 million just to stay for seven years.  After that she is free to walk away.  She isn't staying for love.  Money talks and she can hear it loud and clear. 

Once again I do not care  about his apology.  Public or private it means nothing to me and my everyday life.  I am not interested. It is his business.  Rehab?  Rehab is for addicts not cheaters.  He's in counseling.  Counseling that the PGA told him to go to at that. 

Apparently you aren't reading what I write.  I wrote in parenthesis that it is always wrong.  Honestly I don't think that it is ever forgivable.  But that is just me.  He only came out because of that car accident.  If he didn't get caught he would still be cheating.  That is my opinion. 

2/25/10   |   hapkido_warrior   |   272 respect

nortonsfury wrote:

No you didn't say it was acceptable but you most certainly made it an excuse.  Temptation is just that.  It is just a thought until you act on it.  He took an oath of marriage.  He broke the oath of marriage just like I am sure most people in his position do.  Does it make it ok?  I don't feel it does. 

Sorry for what he done?  Nope.  Sorry that he got caught?  That sounds more like it.  Ashamed?  Yeah probably he is.  But why is he ashamed?  Is it because he has disgraced his family or is it because he has destroyed his once untarnished image?  For these guys image is everything.  Sorry I don't buy he is feeling remorse for what he did rather than being sorry he got caught and it blew up in his face. 

Fulfilling his wife's wishes?  I think not.  He is paying her to stay, well at least for seven years.  If she can last that long she gets a cool 80 million dollars.  Money talks. 

Once again I couldn't care less if he apologizes or not.  Public, private, or from the Rose Garden of the White House.  It is meaningless to me.  Or did you not read that in my previous post?  His apology shouldn't be to fans or media but to his family in private.  But once again I couldn't care less about his upcoming apology. 

What do you mean how is it different if he cheats once or one hundred times?  I suppose cheating is cheating no matter what.   But for all intents and purposes I will say that one time can be considered an accident.  Drunk, high, angry, or depressed could all be used as excuses for cheating once (though its always wrong), but if you cheat over and over and over again you know what you are doing and you DON'T CARE that you are doing it. 

again...i never said it was ok. point out where i said that? Nowhere.
i'm pointing out evidence as to how and why he could and probably is sorry...you are repeatedly arguing about things i never said.

AGAIN, how do you know? you don't so until you just stop repeating yourself please stop bothering to write anything, next time just copy and paste your same message because clearly your not even bothering to read mine.
"for these guys image is everything"? so, i will repeat myself since you are so set on it. "I didn't know you knew him personally and so well you know his every though?"
well guess what...he's not trying to sell you remorse..he wrote that apology as part of his treatment and to get the media to leave him and his family alone to deal with it. so you have no idea and won't ever know, because he will not give a public news conferences when he explains things to his kids and talks things out with his wife.

he is not just paying her to stay bud...she would have gotten all that if she had divorced him anyway. he is also going to rehab, marriage counselling etc. clearly you haven't even bothered to think this through.

AGAIN, your right it should be to his family in private...AND YOU HAVE NO IDEA IF HE HAS OR HASN'T...BECAUSE IT IS PRIVATE! so you don't know whether it's upcoming...based on the fact that he's going to counselling and rehab all that it's a safe bet he has apologized.

So, one time isn't cheating? cheating is always cheating...the key is once they do afterwards, although he didn't come out; which is shameful to say the least, he did do the right thing once he got found out which shows he is, at least to some extent, sorry.

2/22/10   |   nortonsfury   |   130 respect

hapkido_warrior wrote:
i didn't say it was perfectly acceptable period, or that it was acceptable because he was tiger woods...if your going to make reply's atleast reply to what i write rather than just ranting. i am just stating that it is difficult to resist and that he could very well be sorry and fully ashamed of what he's done. Yes, he left her voice mails...you said he left her voice mails IN FRONT OF his wife, leaving a voice mail which may be discovered later by your wife and one IN FRONT of your wife are two different things. both show neglegence but one shows lack of any care period. You do not know if he is sorry or not, again; THIS IS NOT HIS PUBLIC APOLOGY, he will not apologise publically for you, you will not have a front row popcorn seat on the intimacies of his marridge and his apology and have no right to say that or any knowledge of whether or not it is true. How is it any different if he chetas once or 100 times, either way he cheated...and he is clearly sorry because he is fulfilling his wife's wishes and staying with her. If he wasn't sorry he would drop her and keep hooking up with girls. 'stop just saying he hooked up with lots of girls he's not sorry' that doesn't mean anything, and i suggest you actually read what i write since most of what you bring up was unrelated to my first comment or just repeated nonsense.

No you didn't say it was acceptable but you most certainly made it an excuse.  Temptation is just that.  It is just a thought until you act on it.  He took an oath of marriage.  He broke the oath of marriage just like I am sure most people in his position do.  Does it make it ok?  I don't feel it does. 

Sorry for what he done?  Nope.  Sorry that he got caught?  That sounds more like it.  Ashamed?  Yeah probably he is.  But why is he ashamed?  Is it because he has disgraced his family or is it because he has destroyed his once untarnished image?  For these guys image is everything.  Sorry I don't buy he is feeling remorse for what he did rather than being sorry he got caught and it blew up in his face. 

Fulfilling his wife's wishes?  I think not.  He is paying her to stay, well at least for seven years.  If she can last that long she gets a cool 80 million dollars.  Money talks. 

Once again I couldn't care less if he apologizes or not.  Public, private, or from the Rose Garden of the White House.  It is meaningless to me.  Or did you not read that in my previous post?  His apology shouldn't be to fans or media but to his family in private.  But once again I couldn't care less about his upcoming apology. 

What do you mean how is it different if he cheats once or one hundred times?  I suppose cheating is cheating no matter what.   But for all intents and purposes I will say that one time can be considered an accident.  Drunk, high, angry, or depressed could all be used as excuses for cheating once (though its always wrong), but if you cheat over and over and over again you know what you are doing and you DON'T CARE that you are doing it. 

2/22/10   |   hapkido_warrior   |   272 respect

nortonsfury wrote:
What a great excuse. I am Tiger Woods and women throw themselves at me so that makes it ok for me to cheat on my wife who is at home with our children. It's perfectly acceptable because he is Tiger Woods. He didn't text or leave voicemails? No of course not. That wasn't his voice telling one of his mistresses that Elin knows what is going on. "My wife went through my phone and may be calling you" . A direct quote from the voicemail. Hmmm I wonder why Elin was so mad? His great public apology? Whats he gonna do? Honestly I don't care if he apologizes or not,it is none of my concern. An apology only means something when you mean it. When you are sorry for what you did. Not sorry that your wife caught you and chased you out of the house causing this event to become a public spectacle. Like I said he is sorry he got caught not sorry he did anything. Once yeah I can see it as being a mistake and your sorry but 30-40 times each with 12 or so different women? Give me a break.

i didn't say it was perfectly acceptable period, or that it was acceptable because he was tiger woods...if your going to make reply's atleast reply to what i write rather than just ranting. i am just stating that it is difficult to resist and that he could very well be sorry and fully ashamed of what he's done. Yes, he left her voice mails...you said he left her voice mails IN FRONT OF his wife, leaving a voice mail which may be discovered later by your wife and one IN FRONT of your wife are two different things. both show neglegence but one shows lack of any care period. You do not know if he is sorry or not, again; THIS IS NOT HIS PUBLIC APOLOGY, he will not apologise publically for you, you will not have a front row popcorn seat on the intimacies of his marridge and his apology and have no right to say that or any knowledge of whether or not it is true. How is it any different if he chetas once or 100 times, either way he cheated...and he is clearly sorry because he is fulfilling his wife's wishes and staying with her. If he wasn't sorry he would drop her and keep hooking up with girls. 'stop just saying he hooked up with lots of girls he's not sorry' that doesn't mean anything, and i suggest you actually read what i write since most of what you bring up was unrelated to my first comment or just repeated nonsense.

2/22/10   |   nortonsfury   |   130 respect

nortonsfury wrote:
Did you hear his statement? It was read off cards and well rehearsed. Cheating once yeah then I could see how it could have been a mistake and him as being sincere in his apology. But doing it with 9 or 12 different women over and over again while your wife is at home with your kids proves he didnt care then cause if he did he wouldn't have done it in the first place. Texting the other girl in front of his wife and leaving voicemails yeah that sounds to me like a guy who is sorry.

What a great excuse. I am Tiger Woods and women throw themselves at me so that makes it ok for me to cheat on my wife who is at home with our children. It's perfectly acceptable because he is Tiger Woods. He didn't text or leave voicemails? No of course not. That wasn't his voice telling one of his mistresses that Elin knows what is going on. "My wife went through my phone and may be calling you" . A direct quote from the voicemail. Hmmm I wonder why Elin was so mad? His great public apology? Whats he gonna do? Honestly I don't care if he apologizes or not,it is none of my concern. An apology only means something when you mean it. When you are sorry for what you did. Not sorry that your wife caught you and chased you out of the house causing this event to become a public spectacle. Like I said he is sorry he got caught not sorry he did anything. Once yeah I can see it as being a mistake and your sorry but 30-40 times each with 12 or so different women? Give me a break.

2/22/10   |   hapkido_warrior   |   272 respect

nortonsfury wrote:
Did you hear his statement? It was read off cards and well rehearsed. Cheating once yeah then I could see how it could have been a mistake and him as being sincere in his apology. But doing it with 9 or 12 different women over and over again while your wife is at home with your kids proves he didnt care then cause if he did he wouldn't have done it in the first place. Texting the other girl in front of his wife and leaving voicemails yeah that sounds to me like a guy who is sorry.

ok, that is what he used to do...and it's difficult as a celebrity travelling around all the time and never at home (with women constantly throwing themselves at him) to avoid the temptation. he didn't text and leave voice mails to the other girl in front of his wife...thats just ridiculous, atleast state something reasonably intelligent if your going to bother writing something. Of course it was read off cards, that apology was for the media and like lizzo said, a step to recovery that wasn't his "great public apology to his family" guess what bud, your not gonna get to see his private apologies and dealings with his family, he's not going to call a press conference when he talks to his kids about it, so you aren't going to see an emotional tiger up there. I suppose if he had put on a soap opera performance and cried his woes you would of demanded forgiveness?

2/22/10   |   nortonsfury   |   130 respect

hapkido_warrior wrote:
i didn't know you personally knew him, and so well you're aware of his every thought also?

Did you hear his statement? It was read off cards and well rehearsed. Cheating once yeah then I could see how it could have been a mistake and him as being sincere in his apology. But doing it with 9 or 12 different women over and over again while your wife is at home with your kids proves he didnt care then cause if he did he wouldn't have done it in the first place. Texting the other girl in front of his wife and leaving voicemails yeah that sounds to me like a guy who is sorry.

2/21/10   |   hapkido_warrior   |   272 respect

nortonsfury wrote:
Did that guy use the word sincere?  Tiger is only sorry that he got caught

i didn't know you personally knew him, and so well you're aware of his every thought also?

2/21/10   |   nortonsfury   |   130 respect

Did that guy use the word sincere?  Tiger is only sorry that he got caught

2/20/10   |   wcsportsfan   |   48 respect

I think you have a lot of nerve saying he was insincere, nice to know we have a mindreader in the house. You have no idea whether he was sincere or not, you just like to make yourself feel better by judging others. As far as the golf writer crying, Damn dude, get a life, a girlfriend or somethin"

2/20/10   |   WhoDat12   |   2252 respect

2/20/10   |   ojekeme1   |   600 respect

I didn't think that the statement was all that sincere. Tiger looked like someone was holding his children hostage or something.

2/20/10   |   redsox1002003   |   881 respect

 terrell owens approves

2/20/10   |   jtrain11   |   188 respect

This guy was obviously crying because he was Tiger's 15th mistress.  Welcome to the broken hearts club!  Seriously though, Tiger, whether remorseful or not, didn't need to apologize to the fans or especially the media.  He has to mend fences with his wife and family only.  It's up to Elin.  If she feels he's remorseful and wants to give him another chance, so be it.  One more chance is worth about $50 million or more.  I did notice his mother didn't look up or make eye contact with Tiger throughout. 

2/20/10   |   bullfrogml

Remember, this was the frist time Tiger has even spoke to the press about this. So how could he have lied and misled.  The press likes to over use the freedom of speech, when in all facts it is invaision of privacy...

2/20/10   |   MWolverines1   |   6 respect

someone just got a text from Tiger letting him know thay will be seeing each other anymore

2/19/10   |   derms33   |   17642 respect

This guy cried because he knows if Tiger doesn't return soon his job is gone

2/19/10   |   Lizzo   |   324 respect

hapkido_warrior wrote:
i would hardly say his lack of emotion means he didn't mean any of it....not everyone cries and blubbers when they apologise....seriously, do you want him to cry and put his head down and give a soap opera performance? he prepared that statement for the media and you can't expect him to get all emotional when just delivering a message to them...that wasn't his apology to his family or anything.

He made this statement because it's one of the steps in his therapy. To continue the program he had to take responsibility and apologize. Hardly the genuine response people would like to have seen. But you are right, that doesn't mean he doesn't mean it. Just leaves most people doubtful of his sincerity.

2/19/10   |   rng55

i agree

2/19/10   |   kantwistaye   |   4211 respect

 I can be pretty damn forgiving to these athletes and somewhat emotional, but really Charlie?  Hold yourself together man.

2/19/10   |   Chief_aka_James   |   3293 respect

hapkido_warrior wrote:
following his kid to school though? don't you think that goes a little far?

Those following/looking for their stories ALWAYS go too far, those following his child to school is no exception. I'm not saying it as an excuse, just fact.

2/19/10   |   hapkido_warrior   |   272 respect

BluDevil wrote:
If Tiger wants the press to leave his family alone then he shouldn't have tried to mislead the public in the first place with his BS story... if he would have told the truth from the beginning, there would have been no need for the press to investigate. But when he lied, that set the press off and that's his fault not the press's fault.

following his kid to school though? don't you think that goes a little far?

2/19/10   |   BluDevil   |   618 respect

bullfrogml wrote:
Tiger was sincere in what he had to say. And the press does need to leave his family alone.... As far as Charlie getting emotional, it happens...

If Tiger wants the press to leave his family alone then he shouldn't have tried to mislead the public in the first place with his BS story... if he would have told the truth from the beginning, there would have been no need for the press to investigate. But when he lied, that set the press off and that's his fault not the press's fault.

2/19/10   |   hapkido_warrior   |   272 respect

i would hardly say his lack of emotion means he didn't mean any of it....not everyone cries and blubbers when they apologise....seriously, do you want him to cry and put his head down and give a soap opera performance? he prepared that statement for the media and you can't expect him to get all emotional when just delivering a message to them...that wasn't his apology to his family or anything.

2/19/10   |   justinedward   |   31 respect

When thugs cry.

2/19/10   |   Boski93   |   375 respect

 100%, mock away sir, mock the bejebus out of him.

2/19/10   |   Boski93   |   375 respect

Easy Charlie, it was not like they put down Ol Yeller.  Tiger just read a statement that is all.

2/19/10   |   bullfrogml

Tiger was sincere in what he had to say. And the press does need to leave his family alone.... As far as Charlie getting emotional, it happens...

2/19/10   |   elevenbravo138again   |   1163 respect

There's no Crying in golf commentary! 

2/19/10   |   Chief_aka_James   |   3293 respect

I think Charlie is more upset about this whole thing than Elin is.