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1/29/09
Greatest Snack Food Stadium Ever
You Seriously Need To Make This Snack Stadium For Super Bowl Sunday
The folks over at Holy Taco have created what can only be called what it is: The Greatest Snack Food Stadium Ever Built. Just look at this incredible piece of work.



Yes, those are Twinkies that make up the exterior of the stadium, Slim Jim goalposts, and of course Vienna sausages as the players.

If for some reason you actually ate this whole thing yourself, here's what you'd be putting into yourself:

TOTAL CALORIES: 24,375
TOTAL GRAMS OF FAT: 1,285
TOTAL COST: $86.47

But perhaps most impressive, they added a 20 ounce summer sausage as a blimp, or I guess a small football.



If you want instructions on how to make this sucker, here you go. By the way, you'll need at least 58 Twinkies. Personally, I want to see if I can get some Hostess Cupcakes in my version, and at least one or two Ho-Ho's.

The Greatest Snack Food Stadium Ever Built [
Holy Taco] via [Deadspin]
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1/29/09
11
I'd use Totino's Pizza Rolls instead of Twinkies for the exterior.

I think this picture just gave me diabetes.

1/29/09
2
that's great

1/29/09
2
great work done

1/29/09
11
I'd use Totino's Pizza Rolls instead of Twinkies for the exterior.

I think this picture just gave me diabetes.

1/29/09
8
(Edited by Raider_Dave)
Made possible by a joint effort between Paula Deen and Martha Stewart.

1/29/09
5
(Edited by gobigblue1960)
If anyone eats that thing, and survives...they are the Super MVP!...yikes.!

1/29/09
2
Raider_Dave wrote:
Made possible by a joint effort between Paula Deen and Martha Stewart.
With regard to the sausage blimp, I think you meant to say Jimmy Dean and Martha Stewart.

1/29/09
0
(Edited by Raider_Dave)
guylake wrote:
With regard to the sausage blimp, I think you meant to say Jimmy Dean and Martha Stewart.
With regard to the twinkie structure, and with all of the food being sugar-coma inducing, I meant to say what I said.

1/29/09
1
Raider_Dave wrote:
With regard to the twinkie structure, and with all of the food being sugar-coma inducing, I meant to say what I said.
No doubt...just had to get the Jimmy Dean name drop in there somehow.

1/29/09
2
No, YOU seriously need to apologize for posting this. God almighty that's almost as disgutsing as that fat girl wearing a Steelers shirt.


1/29/09
1
Let's see Kobayashi (spell check) attack this thing !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


1/29/09
0
guylake wrote:
No doubt...just had to get the Jimmy Dean name drop in there somehow.
I hope you get some sort of endorsement deal from that.  If you like Jimmy Dean, you'll love this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wN234If85HY&feature=related

1/29/09
2
(Edited by guylake)
Raider_Dave wrote:
I hope you get some sort of endorsement deal from that.  If you like Jimmy Dean, you'll love this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wN234If85HY&feature=related
I see your Old Folks Sausage Patties and raise you one Hungarian:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-6n0jlN0Eo&NR=1

1/29/09
1
guylake wrote:
I see your Old Folks Sausage Patties and raise you one Hungarian:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-6n0jlN0Eo&NR=1
Well played sir.  I'm not even going to try to top that, since it's not possible to beat Alvin and the Chipmunks in Hungarian when all the while a time lapse involving large retro mustaches and sausages are involved.

 
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