HOUSTON YOU HAVE A PROBLEM!!!

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HOUSTON YOU HAVE A PROBLEM!!!

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by murphy

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HOUSTON YOU HAVE A PROBLEM!!! According to public record, the Philadelphia Metro Police responded to three domestic complaints pertaining to the Wade residence. These complaints were issued by the Wade's next door neighbors on both sides of the Wade's home.The report states that on all three occasions both neighbors complained of profane screaming by both Mr. and Mrs. Wade accompanied by the sounds of crashing breakables.Neighbors advised the metro police that this type of situation occurs on the basis of three to four times a week, with the disturbances continuing late into the night. Neighbors also cited the fact that Mr. Ed Wade returns home with a case of white label scotch twice a week. Given the fact that Mr. Wade is of questionable character and was a complete bust as the Phillies G.M., who in Houston had the bright idea of hiring Mr. Wade. He will no doubt be the catalyst of baseball mediocracy in Houston.