Major porn-addict Hideki Matsui seems to have decided that it's time to stop flogging the dolphin and get hitched. Yesterday he secretly got married and then announced it to reporters this morning, minus his new wife. Nothing wrong with that. He did however feel compelled to show a picture of his wife. Nothing wrong with that either. Except that it was a two-dimensional drawing of her. Um, what the hell?
I'd say something about Jeter but i'm not allowed to make gay jokes.