But apparently these things do happen, and this year's hot but completely idiotic individual is a trainer at Tustin High School in Orange County who did much more than tape ankles.
Sheriff's deputies were informed of the unlawful acts by someone who saw a text message photograph, Amormino said. The boy was between 14 and 17 years old.
I tell you, cell phone cameras will be the death of us all. When will you people learn!
Oh, by the way, this story broke on Christmas Day. That's quite a gift to give your parents.
Anyhow, Jacoby was arrested because she "abused a relationship of trust", although I'm not sure why anyone would ever trust a high school trainer. My high school trainer actually practiced for a year without being licensed.
Hilariously, this quote also came out from the story on Jacoby from the Sherrif's Department spokesman:
My suggestion for Jacoby? Move to Mississippi. I'm pretty sure this is all totally legal there.
Tustin high school athletic trainer arrested on sex charges [LA Times] via [Deadspin]