Ian Poulter wants to taser fans who yell at golf courses
Golf, Ian Poulter

Ian Poulter has a fantastic idea for getting rid of the riff-raff at golf tournaments

8/12/13 in Golf   |   Pat   |   5234 respect

Aug 9, 2013; Rochester, NY, USA; Ian Poulter tees off on the 7th hole during the second round of the 95th PGA Championship at Oak Hill Country Club. Mandatory Credit: Mark Konezny-USA TODAY SportsIf you've watched golf on TV, you've most likely heard the clowns yelling stupid things from the crowd.

Call me old-fashioned if you want, but there's no place at a golf tournament for people to yell things like "baba booey." It's not funny. It's just stupid.

PGA golfer Ian Poulter has a creative solution for fans like that, and I'll be honest. I'm with him 100%.

We should be allowed to take 10'000 volt tazers onto the course and tazer ever muppet who shouts out something stupid. I would laugh then.

— Ian Poulter (@IanJamesPoulter) August 11, 2013

Poulter specifically called out Howard Stern fans, but I'd go as far as applying this to the guys who yell "GET IN THE HOLE" on every shot, too. That might actually be more annoying, since it's so damn prevalent.

It's not 1996. Happy Gilmore isn't on the course. Yelling "get in the hole" will never help the ball actually get in the hole, especially when it's a tee shot on a 572-yard par 5. Yet you'll still hear idiots yelling it. Why? Because no one is patrolling with a taser. Obviously.

Let's make this happen.
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8/12/13   |   mcleodglen   |   32 respect

not bad