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7/1/09
Italian Olympic Swimmer Flavia Zoccari's Swimsuit Bursts During Competition
You Know How I Know Your Swimsuit Is Too Form-Fitting? Well... Mostly Because It Just Split At The Seams.
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Flavia Zoccari is one of Italy's top female swimmers, and had made it to the championship race at the Mediterranean Games yesterday, when disaster struck. Her ultra-formfitting swimsuit, known as the Jaked J01 busted open at the seams, exposing her posterior to the public. Oops.


The ridiculously hi-tech suit costs £318, which is approximately $523.53. Is it just me, or is that a bit much for a swimsuit? Well... yes, it absolutely is. But this is a lot like those LZA Racers that got everyone's panties in a bunch at the Olympics. Supposedly, these things are better than skin.

For Zoccari, however, it was most definitely NOT better. In fact, she was extremely upset about it, as you can see by her obvious embarrassment and tears.


Zoccari, 22, was obviously forced to withdraw from the race. The Jaked has been banned from some competitions, based on claims that it gave swimmers an unfair advantage. Well... not this time.


Top Italian swimmer's £318 swimsuit bursts open at championship meet [Mail Online]
Picture Credit: Rex Features
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7/1/09
7
I guess she brought up the rear in that race...

7/1/09
6
fatty.

7/1/09
1
At least it will be a little easier to get off

7/1/09
5
She should sew her swimsuit up...doesn't she know that crack is illegal!

7/1/09
7
I guess she brought up the rear in that race...

7/1/09
1
 hi


7/1/09
2
Just swim naked.

7/1/09
2
 I guess I'm forced to watch more swimming now...shooot

7/1/09
2
that's the Richard Gere model - it's gerbil-friendly 

7/1/09
1

Poor girl.


7/1/09
1
mk_donley wrote:

Poor girl.

What?  If i had a body like that i would cut @ss holes out of all my clothes.  She should be proud.

7/1/09
1
Niiiiiice.... hey Jaked, if you need help understanding the physics, hire me.  Obviously you've never seen a fat man stuffed in tight jeans before.

It was only a matter of time, as suits become ridiculously tighter and tighter.  But hey Flavia, I guess it truly is form-fitting, isn't it?  I can see every curve, it looks like a second skin... oh wait, that's your pasty Italian derriere!

Paying $500 for half an inch thick of fabric, ya get what you pay for, I guess.  Pretty soon the technology will be so advanced that they'll be swimming naked.  You heard it here first!

...what, a 22-year old beat me to the punch?  Pretty soon cracks will be the hip trend in the pool.  You'll see.  You'll all see.

7/1/09
0
jasonsmall1977 wrote:
What?  If i had a body like that i would cut @ss holes out of all my clothes.  She should be proud.
Naked olympic swimming? Uh uh. Not gonna happen. Open shame is against the law. Sorry I'm not buying it.

7/1/09
2
they shouldda let her change.

7/1/09
1
I guess she is going to be the butt of all the jokes at swim meets now, huh?

7/1/09
3
 whyd she get eliminated??? just  give her something else so she isnt swimming naked.....

7/1/09
1

WOW
the hilarious part to me
is that shes covering it withe
her hand
i mean
girl get a towel
i wonder wat
the coach would
say to her


7/1/09
0
ary201 wrote:
fatty.
Wow that sucks

7/1/09
0
I feel sorry 4 her but want 2 laugh 2 is that wrong?

7/2/09
0
its not so embarassing coz she has a nice butt!

7/2/09
1
I guess it was all ok.....in the end?

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