Ah, but have no fear Chicago, a new party animal is already in town, Mr. Jay Cutler.
Yes, the Bears' new franchise QB is already taking in the scenery of Chi-Town, and I'm not talking about Buckingham Park. Cutler, according to multiple sources, spent the Easter weekend downing a truckload of liquor at Chicago bar Hub51 with his new tight end Greg Olsen.
Considering Olsen is best known for the "7th Floor Crew" rap he did at Miami (extremely NSFW), I think Cutler may be on a path to topping Orton. Except for the neckbeard, of course.
Interestingly, despite Cutler's diabetes, he's apparently gained a reputation as being a pretty big drinker. And that apparently, uh, bothered Josh McDaniels. From a late March local Fox news article, courtesy of Pro Football Talk:
“‘That scared the crap out of McDaniels,’ the source told me.”
Cutler's also apparently been swapping spit with Julia Allison, an internet attention whore.
So there you go Bears fans. Once again you have a drunk, chick-chaser for a quarterback. I see no way this can fail.
Jay Cutler will make you forget about Kyle Orton in more ways than one [Not Qualified to Comment]
Cutler alcohol comment appears on Fox31 blog [Pro Football Talk]
Jay Cutler uses big city fame to score internet "celebrity" azz [Kissing Suzy Kolber]
Jay Cutler's Windy City Heat [Deadspin]