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4/14/09
Jay Cutler Likes Chicago Area Nightlife, May Have Alcohol Problem
Jay Cutler Looks To Pass Kyle Orton In Chicago Area Liquor Consumption
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Unfortunately Kyle Orton is all grown up and married now - and in Denver - but there was once a time when he patrolled the streets of Chicago drunker than a Southern Baptist preacher at a high school dance. Just look at the photo evidence below.


Ah, but have no fear Chicago, a new party animal is already in town, Mr. Jay Cutler.

Yes, the Bears' new franchise QB is already taking in the scenery of Chi-Town, and I'm not talking about Buckingham Park. Cutler, according to multiple sources, spent the Easter weekend downing a truckload of liquor at Chicago bar Hub51 with his new tight end Greg Olsen.


Considering Olsen is best known for the "7th Floor Crew" rap he did at Miami (extremely NSFW), I think Cutler may be on a path to topping Orton. Except for the neckbeard, of course.

Interestingly, despite Cutler's diabetes, he's apparently gained a reputation as being a pretty big drinker. And that apparently, uh, bothered Josh McDaniels. From a late March local Fox news article, courtesy of Pro Football Talk:

“The source said there are concerns about Cutler’s consumption of alcohol, and ‘that he’s not that sharp.’

“‘That scared the crap out of McDaniels,’ the source told me.”

Cutler's also apparently been swapping spit with Julia Allison, an internet attention whore.

So there you go Bears fans. Once again you have a drunk, chick-chaser for a quarterback. I see no way this can fail.

Jay Cutler will make you forget about Kyle Orton in more ways than one [Not Qualified to Comment]
Cutler alcohol comment appears on Fox31 blog [Pro Football Talk]
Jay Cutler uses big city fame to score internet "celebrity" azz [Kissing Suzy Kolber]
Jay Cutler's Windy City Heat [Deadspin]
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4/14/09
14
Don't look at me. He is not my problem anymore.

4/14/09
6
lol Cutler please put an undershirt on and lose some face fat.

4/14/09
13

I'm all for Jay Cutler having a good time, but he's an insulin-dependant Diabetic.  It scares me to see our new investment mess around with his health.

4/14/09
5
Heyhey1970 wrote:

I'm all for Jay Cutler having a good time, but he's an insulin-dependant Diabetic.  It scares me to see our new investment mess around with his health.

I was thinking the same thing - all that drinking can't be good for his diabetes...

4/14/09
14
Don't look at me. He is not my problem anymore.

4/14/09
3
 Good pick up for the Bears.

4/14/09
3
At least someone in Chicago is passing.

4/14/09
4
Never seemed to effect Joe Namath, I think Cutler will do just fine.

4/14/09
7
BluDevil wrote:
Never seemed to effect Joe Namath, I think Cutler will do just fine.
Namath isn't really a good example. Guy is only in the Hall of Fame because of his prediction that the Jets would beat the Colts in the Super Bowl. He was otherwise a slightly better than mediocre QB (173 career TDs to 220 INTs). His penchant for partying was probably the main reason for that.

4/14/09
6
At least Neckbeard always has FEMALES next to him....

4/14/09
1
100%InjuryRate wrote:
Namath isn't really a good example. Guy is only in the Hall of Fame because of his prediction that the Jets would beat the Colts in the Super Bowl. He was otherwise a slightly better than mediocre QB (173 career TDs to 220 INTs). His penchant for partying was probably the main reason for that.
Yeah, that's all true. But he has a ring, which is more than Cutler or the recent Bears can say. So I say, drink up!

4/14/09
2
BluDevil wrote:
Never seemed to effect Joe Namath, I think Cutler will do just fine.
And it was a joke, but thanks for the PQ CNTFACE.

4/14/09
7
BluDevil wrote:
And it was a joke, but thanks for the PQ CNTFACE.
Andruw Jones PQed you?

4/14/09
5
Can anyone throw out any ideas as to what Cutler is saying in this pic besides "DIRRRRRRRRRRR"

4/14/09
9
FlickityFlo wrote:
Can anyone throw out any ideas as to what Cutler is saying in this pic besides "DIRRRRRRRRRRR"

Olsen: Check it out dude, I let one rip and you tell me what I had for dinner…
Cutler: Eww… cheese and broccoli!

4/14/09
2
we're not here to cause no trouble! we're just here trying to do the Super Bowl shuffle. BuRRRP

4/14/09
2
FlickityFlo wrote:
Can anyone throw out any ideas as to what Cutler is saying in this pic besides "DIRRRRRRRRRRR"

hahaha, that's exactly what I was about to post....nice Brokeback Mountain shirt as well Cutler

4/14/09
3
Gee Cutler must be drunk, I mean, look how stupid his hair looks...


Oh wait…that's how it always looks. Never mind....

4/14/09
1
Heyhey1970 wrote:

I'm all for Jay Cutler having a good time, but he's an insulin-dependant Diabetic.  It scares me to see our new investment mess around with his health.

 Actually, hanging around by the pool with Peyton Manning might be far more damaging to Culter's health than a couple drinks...

4/14/09
2
100%InjuryRate wrote:
Namath isn't really a good example. Guy is only in the Hall of Fame because of his prediction that the Jets would beat the Colts in the Super Bowl. He was otherwise a slightly better than mediocre QB (173 career TDs to 220 INTs). His penchant for partying was probably the main reason for that.
Somebody go get Cutler a fur coat too !!     I'll take just the 1 Super Bowl win then........................

4/14/09
2
Diabetes anyone?  WTF?

4/14/09
2
FlickityFlo wrote:
Can anyone throw out any ideas as to what Cutler is saying in this pic besides "DIRRRRRRRRRRR"

JC: TO BILL BRASKY!!
GO: BILL BRASKY!

4/14/09
1
Let the men drink. It's good for the diabetes.

4/14/09
1
it looks like a Diet Coke to me... enough said haters!

4/15/09
1
JBrenn wrote:
JC: TO BILL BRASKY!!
GO: BILL BRASKY!

Bill Brasky, maybe the one man that even Ditka would take a moment and raise a glass for.

4/15/09
1
Heyhey1970 wrote:

I'm all for Jay Cutler having a good time, but he's an insulin-dependant Diabetic.  It scares me to see our new investment mess around with his health.

What he should be doing then instead of getting plastered is hanging out with fellow diabetic Ron Santo now a Cubs analyist on WGN Radio and raising money for JDRF. Or a worthwhile charity such as that.

4/15/09
1
Oh yeah noticed the babe Orton had DAMN!!!!!

4/15/09
1
As long as he does it during the offseason I don't have a problem with it. 

For the record, there is no Buckingham Park in Chicago.  However, there is Buckingham Fountain which is located in Grant Park.  It's the fountain at the beginning of 'Married With Children.'

4/15/09
1
hi

4/15/09
2
an adult that enjoys alcohol and going out.  big deal (not).  write an article when he get a DUI.

4/15/09
0
McDaniels was "concerned"  jeez...Denver has the biggest poser as Coach since Lane Kiffen..

4/15/09
2
All McDaniels has to do is win ... a lot.

4/15/09
2
Dude, I just spit up my breakfast on my monitor screen.  That's some funny sh*t right there!

4/15/09
1
(Edited by BearcatFan)

From the photos, Julia seems to be a better pull than anything Orton was seen in public with.  So I derived this simple equation:  (Quality of girl) ≥ ((Performance of QB) X (number of chins QB possesses))

4/15/09
2
Jay cutler looks like a extra on the Dukes Of Hazard. tv show.....what a DOOFUS...keep him away from Daisy....course he's from tennessee so he prolly drank MOONSHINE from his baby bottle!!:O)

4/16/09
0
Oh! Where do I start. The Bears traded for Cutler the boy with the golden arm. The savior for the Bears. Now I hear that he is a poor leader on the field and a DRUNK!! I wonder if they are any better off than when thye had Rex "the wonder dog" Grossman. He had a great arm too, but a lousy play caller and would rather throw the ball up for grabs rather than run the ball or take a sack. The man had too many rocks in his brain. He had the worst start in a super bowl of any qb.But the coach loved him. Next Kyle Orton he of only average arm strength but a gutty ballplayer and good leader. Everyone in Chicago loved him. Now they trade him for golden boy. I guess we will see what happens. The Bears still need a number 1 receiver Davis sure isn't it Hester is still learning. They have 2 above average tight ends. Matt Forte is good but he can't do it all. They released the ancient Bokker and the under achieving Lloyd. I can best sum this up by saying what the now famous skit that was on Saturday Night Live Da Bears! 

4/22/09
0
I am an Denver native, and a fairly good drinker, and just about every weekend I saw Jay was out on the town getting shitfaced, mainly at this bar called Maloneys. This was going on even after he was diagnosed with diabities. Also, he is not a good teammate on the field. There were several occasions during the last two years where he has shown up his recievers for dropping passes or running incorrect routes. So all i can say is, good luck Chicago.

 
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