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Jay Mariotti Is A Girly Man, And Doesn't Understand The Unwritten Rules Of Baseball [Blog Patrol]

8/6/09 in General Sports   |   Pat   |   5232 respect

Jay Mariotti uses WAY too many words to describe his pansified opinion on baseball. Let me sum it up for you: Jay was scared of the ball as a child. [Fanhouse]

If you liked Erin Andrews' peephole video, then you'll love the Stu Scott edition. To be honest, nothing could be further from the truth. But it's a must-see anyway. [Maxim]

Lou Holtz says that he doesn't want to run for congress. That kind of sucks. As much as I would hate to see a senile old man like him in office, at least he would be among his peers. That, and I wouldn't have to see him on TV anymore. Wishful thinking, I guess. [Dr. Saturday]

DaJuan Summers thanks god that he's not a blogger. Thanks Dajuan. And I'm glad I'm not a rookie for the Pistons, who was drafted in the 2nd round, and will likely be jobless within 4 years. [Twitter]

Glen "Big Baby" Davis is sick of his free agent negotiations taking so long. [Dime Mag]

This is completely unrelated to sports, but check out wax figures of Tom Cruise and The Fonz getting shot out of a cannon. [Sharapova's Thigh]
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8/6/09   |   Heyhey1970   |   194 respect

Mariotti misses the point again.  If umpires wouldn't be so quick to "warn both benches," the players could settle it on the field.  If Aramis Ramirez gets hit in the ribs by Houston, Carlos Lee can take one in the ribs 3 innings later, and it's all over.  Since the warning is instituted before the payback, the whole thing is a mess.

8/6/09   |   kramer   |   11004 respect

Maybe Ozzie Guillen was right after all about Mariotti.

8/6/09   |   mk_donley   |   2554 respect

Here's a poem for you Mariotti:
There are rocks on the shore
There are rocks in the sea
But how the rocks get in your head
Is a puzzle to me.

8/6/09   |   mk_donley   |   2554 respect

To quote a movie " A League Of Their Own" " There's no crying in baseball"
In Mariotti's case: There's no doctoring rules in baseball!

8/6/09   |   drn0iswatr   |   731 respect

to quote Clueless: 
"Coach, my doctor said I can't participate in anything where my balls fly at my face"
"There goes your social life"

8/6/09   |   tommccoy0707

Yeah, right! I think he's having a bad day and needs to vent WhoDat12.

8/6/09   |   ary201   |   213 respect

To be fair, I don't think he understands many of the written rules of baseball.

8/6/09   |   WhoDat12   |   2252 respect

I'm sorry, what is this article about? I stopped reading the headline once I read "Jay Mariotti is a girly man". I was so overwhelmed someone else shared my opinion of this douche and a half that my mind just went blank.