Jessica Simpson Is Pregnant According To A Non-Celebrity Website
NFL, Rumors

Cowboys Fans Might Not Want To Read This, Because Their Season Could Already Be Over

7/21/08 in NFL   |   100%InjuryRate   |   1283 respect

This upcoming football season is going to be one hell of a ride for the Cowboys. I'm not necessarily sure that'll be in the win column, but at least in terms of sheer entertainment factor, this team is already set.

That's because they've decided to combine strip club aficionado/human arrest machine Pacman Jones with gun nut Tank Johnson, the egomaniacal T.O., and the traveling road show that is Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson, with Simpson's diabolical father always in tow. And to top it all off, the team is owned by Jerry Jones, perhaps the only man in pro sports who's more arrogant than T.O.

And that doesn't even get into the fact that this team will be featured in HBO's series Hard Knocks, which will document the team's training camp.

But now there's even crazier news afoot. Jessica Simpson - well known for being Romo's kryptonite - is apparently pregnant. You may have heard about a week ago that she showed up for her 28th birthday a little bit heftier than usual, promoting pregnancy rumors. Those rumors quickly died down, since her agent said she wasn't pregnant (and agents always tell the truth).

But a site called, which is not a celebrity news site, is reporting that Simpson is indeed pregnant. How do they know? We'll let them explain:
I just got a call from a source whose friend shares her OBGYN with Jessica Simpson. She said in no uncertain terms that Jessica was in the office right before her last week and that there’s confirmation that she’s pregnant.

Yes. You heard it here first. Jessica Simpson is pregnant.
Now, while there's plenty of reason to doubt this, there's also some reason to believe it. The owners of the site are in the movie industry in LA, where they help manage the careers of actors, directors and writers - so they would likely be privy to this kind of information.

The site also isn't any kind of blog looking to get hits. In fact, the guy goes on in his post to worry about what this news will mean for his fantasy team.

Anyway, if this is true, and Simpson has a kid in the middle of the season, I can't even imagine what would happen. The tabloids would be ridiculous, and judging by how well Romo did last year when Simpson showed up against the Eagles, Romo might throw 10 INTs in one game.

All I know is this, Cowboys fans really better hope that this isn't true and it's just some kind of stunt to get her some publicity. Which is always a possibility thanks to her insanely creepy father. But if this is true, Dallas is going to be in for one long season, with many more to come.
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7/22/08   |   Ryan   |   153 respect

I wonder how long until she passes down her cheat sheet to her offspring??


7/21/08   |   derms33   |   17653 respect

Boski93 wrote:

Joe Simpson look what you have done.

i was gonna type that@

7/21/08   |   danny_n94   |   114 respect

So now the Cowboy fans have their excuse why Dallas lost in the playoffs again this year.

7/21/08   |   spankyc14   |   14 respect

lucky baby

7/21/08   |   Boski93   |   375 respect

Joe Simpson look what you have done.

7/21/08   |   TurkogluForMVP   |   50 respect

Oh Tony Romo you sly dog. He may have erased the Simpson curse... it's like in Final Destination 2... something about new life that is unexpected...something...

7/21/08   |   Ryan   |   153 respect

I think Christmas just came early....

7/21/08   |   Crackersex   |   98 respect

bostons_irishmike wrote:
Who the blank cares this isn't sports.For all you friggin Mary's go turn on your soap opera's.


7/21/08   |   bostons_irishmike

(Edited by bostons_irishmike)

Who the blank cares this isn't sports.For all you friggin Mary's go turn on your soap opera's.

7/21/08   |   RichmondSpider

Tony, Tony, Tony... every Junior High School boy knows that Dairy Queen got pregnant because Burger King didn't wrap his Whopper.  You are a Cowboy, you can't think that you were shooting blanks?