Jessica Simpson Mistakenly Thought She Was Pregnant, Angering Tony Romo's Family
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Cowboys Fans, It's Officially Time To Start Seriously Worrying

8/19/08 in NFL   |   100%InjuryRate   |   1283 respect

Regardless of how this season ends for the Dallas Cowboys, it's at least going to be one hell of a ride. The whole team is on Hard Knocks, plus we'll have Pacman, Tank Johnson, TO and Romo mixing it up all season, all while Jerry Jones continues to act like the NFL's version of George Steinbrenner.

But for anyone who paid any attention to last year's team, they should be more than familiar with the fact that Jessica Simpson was pretty much kryptonite in high heels for the team and more specifically for Romo. So, in other words, these next couple sentences should absolutely thrill Cowboys fans to no end.

About a month ago apparently Simpson thought she was pregnant.

The couple were reportedly so thrilled when a home pregnancy test revealed she was expecting a child that they rushed to share their baby joy with Tony's family.

Only problem is it didn't go so well.
 
“There was a huge fight on July 18 at the Romo home. Jessica and Tony thought she was pregnant and happily announced it to the family. The news resulted in dead silence. Then Tony’s dad Ramiro said, ‘You’re not married. This is crazy!’ Tony’s mom Joan joined in, demanding, ‘How can you do this to us?’”

Supposedly what happened was that Simpson read the pregnancy test wrong - which in her case is actually believable. This also pretty much proves that anyone who thinks that Simpson's ditzy blond routine is just an act may be even stupider than she is.

Now, some people might see this as good news, since she isn't pregnant. I guess so. Only problem is that it seems that's exactly where she and Romo are headed.
 
A source adds, “Her friends know she’s feverishly trying to conceive.

Yep, so there you go Cowboys fans. Might as well just forget about winning the Super Bowl for the next decade.

Jessica tells Tony Romo's family "I'm pregnant!" [
Entertainment Wise]
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8/19/08   |   RichmondSpider

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Yea - like his parents don't know he is isn't f-in her brains out - what few she has...

8/19/08   |   WBKsports   |   366 respect

Tony Romo: "But I really love her a lot..." Yeah right....

8/19/08   |   Boski93   |   375 respect

(Edited by Boski93)

Okay I know this article has to be false. When I read the section "that Simpson read the pregnancy test wrong " I knew it had to be bogus. Jessica Simpson reading? Look even Spielberg and everyone at Industrial Lights & Magic could not pull that special effect off.

8/19/08   |   TurkogluForMVP   |   50 respect

MrNFL wrote:
Way to use your Stephen A. voice.

I have to applaud that comment. Awesome... I'd figure he would have started normal though
EX: "Yeah, just what Tony need I'm not saying that Romo becoming a dad was bad. I AGREE WITH HIS..." I am very important. I am Stephen A. Smith I am very important

8/19/08   |   MrNFL   |   175 respect

littleice2 wrote:
YEAH, JUST WHAT TONY NEEDED I'M NOT SAYING THAT ROMO BECOMING A DAD WAS BAD , I  AGREE WITH HIS FAIMLY SAID . BUT TO READ THE TEST WRONG NOT TO BRIGHT JESS. TO SCARE TONY LIKE THAT NO WONDER YOUR NOT WITH NICK ANYMORE . SO TONY IF U HAVE A BRAIN DROP HER NOW AND LISTEN TO YOUR MOM AND DAD AND GO COWBOYS

Way to use your Stephen A. voice.

8/19/08   |   MrNFL   |   175 respect

Who gives a crap?!

8/19/08   |   littleice2   |   31 respect

YEAH, JUST WHAT TONY NEEDED I'M NOT SAYING THAT ROMO BECOMING A DAD WAS BAD , I  AGREE WITH HIS FAIMLY SAID . BUT TO READ THE TEST WRONG NOT TO BRIGHT JESS. TO SCARE TONY LIKE THAT NO WONDER YOUR NOT WITH NICK ANYMORE . SO TONY IF U HAVE A BRAIN DROP HER NOW AND LISTEN TO YOUR MOM AND DAD AND GO COWBOYS

8/19/08   |   blamka   |   12 respect

Entertainment Wise?  Ahh, yes, the bastion of celebrity news.  I know you like to bash on Yoko Romo as much as the next sports blogger, but that's a pretty thin source...even for a blogger.  Even Ok! and Us Weekly didn't find this story credible enough to write about.  Quit your Cowboy fear mongering and go back to writing about ping pong or something else equally important.

8/19/08   |   kantwistaye   |   4219 respect

Personally, I found the most newsworthy part of that to be that Tony Romo's dad's name is Ramiro Romo.