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4/9/08
Jessica Simpson in Esquire, Topless and Shaven [Timeout!]
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Keeping you abreast of all the 'important' non-sports news ...

Fine work by Esquire Magazine by identifying and executing on all the key attributes for a top selling  May issue.

Step 1: Beautiful, voluptuous woman. Check
Step 2: Remove her top. Check
Step 3. Dump water all over her. Check
Bonus: Portray her shaving ... and check.

You know, I have to say, despite Jessica constantly being out there with the whole Newlyweds ordeal and now this way too publicized courtship with Tony Romo, she just doesn't get old.

That much cleavage never gets old. The water doused photo below the jump:
 


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Just a quick question.

 

Which would have more potential for injury?

 

Jessica shaving, or having Jessica spell Esquire?
 
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Wa Wa Wee Wa - I no longer love Pamela.
 
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Just a quick question.

 

Which would have more potential for injury?

 

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Quality post!  Outstanding find.....
 
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Oops Jessica, you seemed to have dropped a trail of shaving cream.....here, let me help you with that.
 
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(Edited 04/09/08 3:54PM by Beaneaters)

What is happening to me? For 50 years I never thought I would enjoy watching someone shave their face. Now look at me. Thank god I'm not having to quarterback a team in the NFL this weekend.
 
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RenegadeLG wrote:
Yeah, that Esquire sure is an obscure mag.  They'll make it one day, they're scrappy.

Ha ha. 

 

My thought is any time you find topless pictures of Jessica Simpson, it's a quality find, regardless of source.
 
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Are we sure it isn't Tony Romo in drag?
 
 
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