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3/31/09

John Calipari To Kentucky Winner Is "The Door"

The Real Victor In The Calipari Saga? "The Door."

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The John Calipari saga ~~will likely end soon, I assume~~ is officially over, with Coach Cal leaving for Kentucky. Now, while Calipari is reportedly going to be getting around $5 million per at UK, I honestly don't think he's the real winner in this whole stupid affair. Instead, it's the Memphis Athletic Department Door, which has now had a camera pointed at it for almost two day. Why? So you can see Calipari exit the building I guess.

Anyway, "The Door", as it's being called, has become an internet phenomenon. The Door already has its own Facebook page, has been interviewed by FOX News (I'm not kidding. It had no comment by the way.), has gotten its own "I heart Door" t-shirt line and started a massive free-for-all comment thread about an attractive young Memphis reporter.

The Door has even beaten down competition from "The Gate", which is the video recorded front gate of Calipari's house.

In fact, if Kentucky is smart, they'll rescind their offer to Calipari to bring The Door in as their new coach. The Door is probably be a lot cheaper anyway.

THE DOOR!! [Facebook]
Door Watch + Gate Watch [MyFox Memphis]
Calipari Watch, Day 2: Pretty Blonde Reporter Is Latest Victim Of The Madness [Deadspin]
Calipari Headed To Kentucky, Door Likely To Follow As Assistant [Sporting Blog]

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3/31/09

kantwistaye

9	Fox News interviewing a door... probably their best example of journalism ever. /don't get ticked off conservatives... that was the easiest, most necessary joke ever.

3/31/09

kantwistaye

9	Fox News interviewing a door... probably their best example of journalism ever. /don't get ticked off conservatives... that was the easiest, most necessary joke ever.

3/31/09

Chief_aka_James

0	I clicked on the link for "The Gate", and was still live streaming, with camera shaking up and down..to go along with an annoying noise everytime one of the 550 people watching it with me, say the most pointless things in the world.. I now think I have a migraine after 30 seconds...Thanks Coach.

3/31/09

Dream_Machine

1	Soon Enough The "The Toilet" Will Get As Much Attention, When Kentucky Fails To Make It Past Round 2 Of The Tourney Next Year.

3/31/09

Boski93

4	I am still waiting for that door to say yes to my friend request.

3/31/09

Jubanator14

0	kantwistaye wrote: Fox News interviewing a door... probably their best example of journalism ever. /don't get ticked off conservatives... that was the easiest, most necessary joke ever. +10000

3/31/09

THE_Smoot

0	I joined the group. It's just another Chuck Norris fan club.

3/31/09

Dream_Machine

0	(Edited by Dream_Machine)

3/31/09

100%InjuryRate

3	I heard The Door not only beat Chuck Norris in an arm wrestling contest, but he beat Tim Tebow in a popularity contest.

3/31/09

THE_Smoot

1	100%InjuryRate wrote: I heard The Door not only beat Chuck Norris in an arm wrestling contest, but he beat Tim Tebow in a popularity contest. ...and a penis-touching contest.