But it turns out God was dropped by Ford Fieldhouse Sunday and healed Jon Kitna just in time to pull out a win.
Roger Goodell has launched an immediate investigation into possible cheating by Jon Kitna and the Detroit Lions. The NFL simply cannot allow God to be helping out Kitna, when he needs to devote equal time to the Bengals defense.
"I've never felt anything like that, and for it to clear up and go right back to as normal as I can be, is nothing short of a miracle," Kitna said Monday. "I just definitely feel the hand of God. That's all it was. You can't explain it.
"I have no headaches, no symptoms, no lingering effects. But that was the worst my head has ever felt, and the worse my memory was in the second quarter. Yet, after halftime there was nothing."
Kitna: I returned from concussion due to 'miracle' (ESPN)