Jonathan Lee Riches is either the funniest man around or has severe personal issues. He has filed a lawsuit (from prison, he's there for fraud charges) against multiple defendants including Barry Bonds, Bud Selig, and Hank Aaron's bat. The charges are numerous, but my favorites include: Selig providing Bonds with steroids at secret meetings at Steak and Shake, Bonds personally bench pressing the defendant, Bonds cracking the Liberty Bell with Aaron's bat, Bonds stealing the defendant's identity, and Bonds selling mustard gas to Saddam Hussein.
Source: (The Smoking Gun)
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